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Friday, August 22, 2025

J-Rock ain't real bright, is he?

Federal prosecutors say a Chicago man accused of robbing a US Bank branch on the South Side practically left investigators his calling card: a robbery note scrawled on an envelope bearing his home address.

8 comments:

  1. SMH, well he was probably ready to go back to prison cause we all know it's not going to be his first visit
    JD

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  2. Amazing. Proud product of Chicago Public Schools.

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  3. Winter is coming, needs three hots'n a cot.
    Jpaul

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  4. Headline on the sidebar to this story reads, "25 shot, 3 fatally over the weekend in Chicago; best performance since at least 2015".

    If 3-for-25 is the best performance in 10 years, I'd say someone needs more time at the range.

    MG

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  5. I sometimes say to myself, "Thank God most criminals are stupid." But then I get this discomforting thought that maybe there are really smart criminals out there, but we don't know about them because they're so smart.

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    1. True, the smart ones don't get caught
      JD

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  6. Sticks Larson used to say they didn’t catch the smart ones.

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