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Tuesday, September 30, 2025

All righty then

Former reality star Madi Prewett said this week she has been “free” from masturbation for about 10 years after being “enslaved” by it.
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24 comments:

  1. Never watched the show, never heard of her and don't care about her self-satisfiing activities unless I can watch....
    JD

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    1. You think she'll be short 35 cents?
      -lg

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl-byRubvNo

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    2. DITTO! "Never watched the show, never heard of her and don't care about her self-satisfying activities unless I can watch...."

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  2. Dang, that's just terrible. I think I'll go jackoff.

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  3. Filed under category: Never heard of them, and don't care.

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  4. She married pastor Grant Troutt a few years ago. If she gave up inserting the cuke and spanking the monkey after getting hitched I guess ole Grant has been successful in ministering to her needs.

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  5. "Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing -- and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely" - Robert A. Heinlein

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    1. I think Robert Heinlein had wisdom on every topic.

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  6. That and a buck and a half will get you a coffee at Starbucks.

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    1. A buck and a half? At Starbucks? In yer dreams.

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    2. I've updated that expression to a soda at McDonalds.

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  7. "I used to be all messed up on sex, but since I found the Lord, now I'm all messed up on Jesus"!

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  8. Video, or it didn't happen! giggle! Nothing wrong with sackin yer own groceries.

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  9. Him: you're 15 minutes of Fame are over. You'll never get in the newspapers again.
    Her: Hold my dildo.

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  10. "Work - work - work - work - WORK!!"

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  11. Proudly on day two here. Mom always said to keep my hands to myself.

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  12. "Don't put my love up on a shelf" takes on a new meaning.

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  13. Well, the story was written by Ron Dicker, so . . .

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  14. I started choking my chicken around 3rd or 4th grade. I quit about the time I got my first pair of glasses.

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  15. Doctor: How are you?
    Paddy: To be honest, doc, I’ve not been feeling meself lately…

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  16. Does she wear a t-shirt that says "I used to be addicted to masturbation, but I beat it!"

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  17. A former cricket flicker?

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