A Florida woman allegedly terrorized multiple Key West residents — "banging" on people's homes and threatening them with a .22 Magnum revolver — because she thought she had been "robbed" of her cellphone, which turned out to be in her car the whole time.
I've stashed many things in a Crown Royal bag but never a firearm.. anyway.. Dumb bitch is lucky nobody shot her ass for being a fuck up
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ReplyDeleteShe was motivated to kill to get her fix. More proof that smartphones are as dangerously addictive as fentanyl.
had a guy i worked with that swore someone stole his keys and wallet blamed everyone demanded everyone be searched leaving the bldg his keys were in his jacket and his wallet was left on counter when he stopped for breakfast
ReplyDeleteEdibles and Crown Royal are a bad mix Gail.
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Is this a "guess the race"? Because if so, I lost - She's white. Wagers she was on drugs? Damn, just drunk. I don't think that counts...
ReplyDeleteOTOH, she at least had the presence of mind to ditch the gun. Not that she ditched it well enough, and they added a charge for that instead of dropping one for lack of evidence... Rough weekend.
John G.
I had a neighbor woman knock on my door Sunday. She was angry, saying that I had just run over her flowerbed, and the woman across the street told her that I just got home, so it had to be me.
ReplyDeleteI explained to this woman, who lives a few hundred yards over, that I had been home for over 2 hours, and if I had damaged her property then I would be glad to pay for the damage. She then sort of backed down, and said that she had cameras and would go and check. She never came back.
She sort of caught me off guard, because it was only afterward that I got pissed and would have liked to have told her to F.O. and to take my neighbor across the street with her.
My wife loves having neighbors, having grown up in a subdivision. If I had my choice, I would buy 40 acres of woods and have it surveyed to place my home in the dead center of the property. I never used to hate on people, but they are just getting so damn bold with their own hate that it has rubbed off on me.
So, bulletproof door and trapdoor under the "welcome" mat are the new thing.
ReplyDeleteQuestion for the "next thing": What do we do with the thing in the pit under the trapdoor? After it pops off its edc load, do we flood it, starve it, or what? Not like we can have alligators there 24/7, or crocodiles 7 12.....
I would guess Key West has a high enough water table you could stock it with fish.
DeletePreferably piranhas.
Drugs are bad, m-kay?
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Well who hasn't misplaced a cell phone?
ReplyDeleteNephew is kinda careless, at 12 years old. He left his cellphone at the playground and when his mother called the phone, the prick who found it demanded $50 to give it back. Have you ever wanted to just reach through the wire/ether and strangle the miserable, evil scumbag on the other end of the line?
ReplyDeleteYeah, me neither.
MG
Years ago, back when network connections on PC were from a separate computer card, one of the guys bought all the components to build a high end PC at work. The day he went to assemble it, the network card was missing. There were a limited number of people who had access to the room, and they were all taken into a small conference room and brow beaten, being told that one of them stole it and if they didn't confess, all would be written up and fired. Three days later, the guy assembling the computer realized he never ordered the network card. I don't think an apology was ever offered.
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