Yeah, you think it looks gorgeous until you're in a relationship with somebody who has hair like that. My ex had hair down to the bottom of her butt cheeks. We could do nothing without hair being involved - kissing, cuddling, sex, whatever. Then there's the fact that I was on a first name relationship with our plumber, her hair care costs were through the roof, and it took her 2 hours minimum to get ready to go anywhere. After being married to her, there's no fucking way in hell I'd ever be in another relationship with somebody else who's hair is that long.
Back in the 60's my first wife had long hair but it didn't hang down. All 5 feet was in an Aqua Net encrusted beehive like Marge Simpson's except it wasn't blue.
My hair is not quite that long. It's not a hassle. Takes me less time to get ready than Himself, and have a guard on the shower drain. =Tomboy vs girlygirl.
Knew a dude at work that had hair like that. One day I noticed a hoop ear ring in there. A couple of weeks later, corporate announced they were making a gender neutral bathroom. Shortly after, Ed became Cindy. Started wearing leopard hot pants in the QA lab, something the females in the office could not get away with. I reported to HR and nothing happened of course except I get laid off shortly afterwards.
This was around the start of the current madness mid-2000s.
Conservation of Momentum. As long as the tractor maintains the same velocity as when he comes off the trampoline he will always return to the trampoline. When he gets up into the wind above the structure a new force is applied to his mass which changes his velocity relative to the tractor/trampoline.
#4: Panama Canal. If you were to make a transit from the Carribean to the Pacific, and when you went through Miraflores Locks you pointed your finger about 10° off the bow to port, about seven miles away was the house I lived in when I went to Junior High (Curundu) and High School (Balboa).
Was on the uss edson for a great lakes “cruise” ….. going through the locks makes a long hard work day. Or as the military is wont to say; hurry up and wait!
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#5 That looks like something I would do. He can probably see an upside-down sky in that puddle.
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I did wash my hair, Mom
Delete"Mom - I'm so bored !"
Delete#3 Crystal Gayle, Loretta Lynn's younger sister, used to have hair that long. Gorgeous!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you think it looks gorgeous until you're in a relationship with somebody who has hair like that.
DeleteMy ex had hair down to the bottom of her butt cheeks. We could do nothing without hair being involved - kissing, cuddling, sex, whatever.
Then there's the fact that I was on a first name relationship with our plumber, her hair care costs were through the roof, and it took her 2 hours minimum to get ready to go anywhere.
After being married to her, there's no fucking way in hell I'd ever be in another relationship with somebody else who's hair is that long.
Shit, my wife takes two hours to get ready for anything and she has short hair. It’s the damn iPhone.
DeleteBack in the 60's my first wife had long hair but it didn't hang down. All 5 feet was in an Aqua Net encrusted beehive like Marge Simpson's except it wasn't blue.
DeleteEx-wife had hair about that long. It was lovely, but spent most of its time in a braid to keep it out of the way.
DeleteMy hair is not quite that long. It's not a hassle. Takes me less time to get ready than Himself, and have a guard on the shower drain. =Tomboy vs girlygirl.
DeleteHuh. I took less time washing my entire body, hippie hair and beard than my ex spent on her hair alone.
DeleteHe hollered, “ca mon!!” She yelled back, “ I told you an hour ago, I’ll be ready in a couple minutes!”
DeleteI know a woman who grows her hair down to her butt and cuts it off to give it to a charity that makes wigs for cancer patients.
DeleteMy grandmother had hair down past her waist. Braided it every day then wrapped it up in a bun.
DeleteKnew a dude at work that had hair like that. One day I noticed a hoop ear ring in there. A couple of weeks later, corporate announced they were making a gender neutral bathroom. Shortly after, Ed became Cindy. Started wearing leopard hot pants in the QA lab, something the females in the office could not get away with. I reported to HR and nothing happened of course except I get laid off shortly afterwards.
DeleteThis was around the start of the current madness mid-2000s.
Rapunzel in #3 has some seriously high maintenance hair.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't lying. Check out my comment above.
DeleteThen this song's for you🤣
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nBIfWt3uiZ8#
Braid that long hair and wrap it around your fist like a bull rider and just go to town cowboy style!
DeleteFredL, that sounds a lot like rodeo sex. That's where you mount her from behind, tell her about the other woman, and try to stay on for 8 seconds.
Delete6: It's a good thing he doesn't stay aloft any longer or else the truck would leave him behind and he'd hit the road.
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Conservation of Momentum.
DeleteAs long as the tractor maintains the same velocity as when he comes off the trampoline he will always return to the trampoline. When he gets up into the wind above the structure a new force is applied to his mass which changes his velocity relative to the tractor/trampoline.
hope this helps,
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I think Mr du Toit is being facetious.
DeleteThe guys on either side stomping are what is keeping him going. All the thrashing makes me wonder if he wants to be there.
Delete#4: Water seeks it's own level
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ReplyDelete# 3 Pretty hair but definitely a PIA
# 7 Get yourself a proper bench dumbass
# 9 Outlaw racing is wild
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#1: Best Super Bowl game for a Patriots fan to watch ever.
ReplyDeleteBet you can't wait for the Bad Bunny half time show.
DeleteFuck the kneelers!
DeleteThey used to call kids like that "special".
ReplyDelete1 reminded me of bucks getting their antlers locked.
ReplyDelete#3 - How crazy stupid is that hair???
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest. After about a year, every one of us would cut it off while she's sleeping.
Delete#9 That car seems to be running a little Hydrazine in the fuel
ReplyDeleteAnd my man never even lifted his foot off the throttle!
Delete#4: Panama Canal. If you were to make a transit from the Carribean to the Pacific, and when you went through Miraflores Locks you pointed your finger about 10° off the bow to port, about seven miles away was the house I lived in when I went to Junior High (Curundu) and High School (Balboa).
ReplyDeleteOops, that was me. Didn't mean to comment anonymously.
DeleteI sat behind you in 7th grade English...
DeleteWas on the uss edson for a great lakes “cruise” ….. going through the locks makes a long hard work day. Or as the military is wont to say; hurry up and wait!
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