#6 Was expecting to see the first lady knock down a shelf of pans. Told the wife that I was going to start carrying an iron skillet in 'gun free' zones. She said I would be alone if I did. Have a donut pan that would be perfect.
I believe a ball flail would be legal most places, as are flammenwerfers... except under Red Flag Warning you may want to stick to cities and other non-flammable areas with the latter.
#9- my friend and I were netting fish out of the fish ladder around the dam in my hometown river, the White River in Michigan. We were getting mostly suckers, which back then all of the people in the area ate. We got a dozen or so then stopped. Later that night, my buddy went down there and tried to net fish on his own. And of course our local town clown aka the town policeman, caught him. Of course it was illegal to net fish from the fish ladder, no matter what species you were targeting. I won't mention the trouble that we got up to without getting caught over the years. Just say that the people out in the country hated opening their mailbox the next morning after we had been out and about.
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#4- No! Nonononononono!!
ReplyDelete#5-He followed me home. He won't eat much.
Good collection!
ReplyDelete#1 I know that guy. He told me he already had eleven children and didn't want more.
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I was going to say if he didn't jump high enough it might hurt. :)
Delete#6 Was expecting to see the first lady knock down a shelf of pans. Told the wife that I was going to start carrying an iron skillet in 'gun free' zones. She said I would be alone if I did. Have a donut pan that would be perfect.
ReplyDeleteI believe a ball flail would be legal most places, as are flammenwerfers... except under Red Flag Warning you may want to stick to cities and other non-flammable areas with the latter.
DeleteA roofing hatchet in a hammer holster could be OK.
DeleteI think the woman is just testing if the handle is strong, not practicing hitting someone.
Where is 4 from?
ReplyDeleteTrapdoor spiders are found in damned near every warm climate.
DeleteThey are from Hell. I would like to give him my sole...size 11 sole.
Delete#5…and I beheld a pale rider…
ReplyDelete#8 I couldn't help but play the beginnings of Queen's We Will Rock You in my head seeing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk
ReplyDeleteUncle Dave
We had to do that in grade school.
Delete#5, shhhh, he doesn’t know I’m here!
ReplyDelete# 2 Now that's embarrassing
ReplyDelete# 4 Well damn
# 5 That's a lot of bear
# 6 Cast iron works best for her intentions
# 10 Gay windshield wipers
JD
#2 Me in my Honda MRV mommy van, Empty Quarter, Oman
ReplyDelete#8 Actually kinda cute!
KL
2. Hyundai Excel. Cheap ass car, but damn near impossible to kill.
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#8: We did that in grade school gym class in 1972 in North Alabama.
ReplyDelete#9: Now that's a clever lad.
#1 - Playing defense : You need to succeed every time. Your opponent only needs a single success.
ReplyDeleteSpiders 0:10 Would not recommend.
ReplyDelete#9- my friend and I were netting fish out of the fish ladder around the dam in my hometown river, the White River in Michigan. We were getting mostly suckers, which back then all of the people in the area ate. We got a dozen or so then stopped.
ReplyDeleteLater that night, my buddy went down there and tried to net fish on his own. And of course our local town clown aka the town policeman, caught him. Of course it was illegal to net fish from the fish ladder, no matter what species you were targeting.
I won't mention the trouble that we got up to without getting caught over the years. Just say that the people out in the country hated opening their mailbox the next morning after we had been out and about.
#1 - Rerun that GIF on "Mondays" and the score will be 1-to-Yow!
ReplyDelete#6 ... Train the way you fight.
ReplyDelete#10: Ludicrous speed. Seen on many vehicles during the slightest drizzle.
ReplyDelete- WDS