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Thursday, October 09, 2025

Fucking drunken coons

LETCHER COUNTY, Ky. (LEX 18) — When fermented peaches turned a dumpster into danger, longtime Letcher County nurse Misty Combs stepped in to save the day.
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-bogsidebunny

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Admit it, when you saw the caption you thought I was talking about one of the Malt Liquor crowd.

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  1. I can honestly say I’ve never been that drunk.

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  2. I admit it, it's usually the malk liquor crowd
    JD

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  3. Wow gotta say I'm never doing that.

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  4. If it were a member of the Malt Liquor crowd, nurse Misty Combs would have had to administer KF-CPR, instead. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, ya know.

    MG

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    1. Heh! I saw whut-cha did there.
      -lg

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  5. Res Ipsa Loquitur - the thing speaks for itself

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  6. Raccoon - the Nancy Pelosi of the animal kingdom.

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  7. why save them ? most of the time around here I trap them in a "live" trap and them put a 22 to the head to get rid of the damn critters. since it is illegal to dump them in a park or state game lands (?????) yeah. they the Game warden said I be fined if I did rump them in the park or game lands, so. a 22 to the brain and trip to the dumpster in a black trash bag.
    wife has about 8 feral cats that keep the other critters down around here and the damn coons go after the cats and their food bowels all night unless stopped.
    that is my job. get rid of them when they start problems. good use of those sub sonic 60 grain 22 ammo. wish I could find more of them as I on my last "brick" of them.

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    1. The use of "bowels" gives that a whole new flavor.

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    2. Shoot em in the guts and they’ll die somewhere else. Your welcome.

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  8. Should have been narrated by David Attenborough

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  9. FRISCO, Texas, March 5 (UPI) -- A North Texas school board's decision to change the 78-year-old name of a high school mascot from Fighting Coons to Fighting Raccoons was unpopular Tuesday with some townspeople.

    This is what happens when the technology people moving into the area north of Dallas. You get all the do-gooders.

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    1. Side gig.

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    2. "these would be your redheads, strippers, and hair dressers. This is where your car gets keyed and you get a bunny in the pot". If you know, you know.

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    3. Hey Ruckus, it's Tiffany. ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

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