My brother had farts as bad as dog farts. In the morning, open his bedroom window from the outside before opening the door. Paint would peel off the wall. Bedsheets floating near the ceiling. He could clear a room like La Migra chasing beaners. His friends used him as crowd control. That's only a tiny wee bit of exaggeration.
#16 ... Does anyone else think that Halloween 'decorating' has gotten out of hand? It stopped being "for the children" a couple of decades back when 40 year old childless 'children' began adding 16 foot tall animated skeletons, rows of cheap plastic tombstones and flashing light shows to their miniscule front yards.
I used to carve a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern for the front porch and light a candle inside it, thinking that was plenty creepy and cool.
I remember taping black paper mâche’ cutouts of witches, yellow moons and orange pumpkins to the living room window. Yes, it’s gone a little over the top, but some of it’s pretty cool.
Hey MG, why don't you mind your business. Let other people decorate or not however they want and whenever they want. It is called freedom. They don't have to have children to decorate or choose to decorate the way you believe is appropriate (one carved pumpkin and a candle). They can do whatever they want to their house and don't have to ask or care about you or your opinions.
If you are so eager to tell other people what to do with their own homes maybe you should join an HOA board of directors.
He just gave his opinion. He didn’t tell anyone what they should or shouldn’t do. Unlike you, who is basically telling him to shut up. I think you already are on the HOA directors. Brenda
#15. Mine get bad when I eat spicy food. I was doing an electric upgrade for a guy. At noon he took my helper and me to Hu Hot. When we got back to the job, my helper was making up a panel right by the door. I was finishing the third one in. I felt the sensation and bolted for the door. Trying to be funny, my helper shifted his position and tried to block me in. A little gas escaped before I got out to the parking lot and Cut Loose. A moment later he came staggering out looking about to die and accused me of crop dusting him intentionally. I told him that had I wanted to get him, I'd have let the entire SBD in the electric room then asked," do you smell smoke?"
I had a maintenance man working on a melt furnace once, and he was in a sort of pit under the electrical panel. He got a funny look on his face, said "oh, oh", and suddenly got up and ran towards the bathroom. It seems that his fart had riders. This same guy once got himself flash burned with an electrical panel when he touched the wrong thing. He apparently forgot that there was live 480 volts at the top of the panel. The last one with him, he and a helper were working on the sand house, a sort of huge hopper that blew sand from one end of the plant to the other, probably close to 100 yards. They neglected to lockout/tagout, and he hit a switch inside the place, causing a very large blast of sand and air inside the very tiny hut that they were working in. Of course, neither one of the idiots were wearing their safety glasses, and they both got their eyes sandblasted. Fortunately neither one suffered any lasting harm. Oh, I forgot to mention that the maintenance guy was a drunk. Not that you couldn't have guessed.
I was up in a wood framed chimney chase one day installing the pipe from the fireplace through the top of the chase when my helper stuck his ass into the access hole and let one go. I almost passed out, it was so bad. I made that son of a bitch jump off the roof when I finally climbed out of the chase.
# 5 Damn that's some healthy puppies # 8 Waltz is the bitch that would film you being harassed by the HOA he called on you # 12 I can relate # 20 Putting them in the hospital would be a good start but 6ft deep would be better JD
#12 my dad used to get half the shopping list, and take me with him. he'd drop a bomb at the end of an aisle then go around the corner and giggle his ass off as he listened for people to through it.
#8 JD Vance is a phony. The guy has not touched a lawnmower in decades if ever. He left Appalachia and promptly screwed everyone we should be defending. He is invested in companies that buy farms for cents on a dollar. No love lost for Waltz here but Vance sucks! I pray every day that Trump makes it to the end of his term. Trump is 79 or 80 so there is a real possibility that he doesn't make it. Vance would be the end of America
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#5 The one on the left is named Alex? What does she call the one on the right?
ReplyDeleteMy brother had farts as bad as dog farts. In the morning, open his bedroom window from the outside before opening the door. Paint would peel off the wall. Bedsheets floating near the ceiling. He could clear a room like La Migra chasing beaners. His friends used him as crowd control.
ReplyDeleteThat's only a tiny wee bit of exaggeration.
When I was 6 I cleared out the entire lobby of a hockey rink and everybody blamed my cousin.
DeleteI have loved pickled eggs ever since.
18. Goes along very nicely with 15, 13, 12, and especially 9!
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#16 ... Does anyone else think that Halloween 'decorating' has gotten out of hand? It stopped being "for the children" a couple of decades back when 40 year old childless 'children' began adding 16 foot tall animated skeletons, rows of cheap plastic tombstones and flashing light shows to their miniscule front yards.
ReplyDeleteI used to carve a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern for the front porch and light a candle inside it, thinking that was plenty creepy and cool.
MG
I've seen hidiousely (wondrously), carved pumpkins.
DeleteBe a sport, add a "warning, child sex predator to the stuff on the lawn. See if they notice.
DeleteMy 43 y/o son loves decorating for Halloween, me not so much
DeleteJD
I remember taping black paper mâche’ cutouts of witches, yellow moons and orange pumpkins to the living room window. Yes, it’s gone a little over the top, but some of it’s pretty cool.
DeleteSome stores around here had Halloween decorations up in August.
DeleteMichaels told me they put out halloween stuff in july
DeleteHey MG, why don't you mind your business. Let other people decorate or not however they want and whenever they want.
DeleteIt is called freedom. They don't have to have children to decorate or choose to decorate the way you believe is appropriate (one carved pumpkin and a candle). They can do whatever they want to their house and don't have to ask or care about you or your opinions.
If you are so eager to tell other people what to do with their own homes maybe you should join an HOA board of directors.
He just gave his opinion. He didn’t tell anyone what they should or shouldn’t do. Unlike you, who is basically telling him to shut up. I think you already are on the HOA directors.
DeleteBrenda
Thank you, Brenda. I didn't want to say anything.
Delete#15. Mine get bad when I eat spicy food.
ReplyDeleteI was doing an electric upgrade for a guy. At noon he took my helper and me to Hu Hot.
When we got back to the job, my helper was making up a panel right by the door. I was finishing the third one in. I felt the sensation and bolted for the door. Trying to be funny, my helper shifted his position and tried to block me in. A little gas escaped before I got out to the parking lot and Cut Loose.
A moment later he came staggering out looking about to die and accused me of crop dusting him intentionally. I told him that had I wanted to get him, I'd have let the entire SBD in the electric room then asked," do you smell smoke?"
I had a maintenance man working on a melt furnace once, and he was in a sort of pit under the electrical panel. He got a funny look on his face, said "oh, oh", and suddenly got up and ran towards the bathroom.
DeleteIt seems that his fart had riders.
This same guy once got himself flash burned with an electrical panel when he touched the wrong thing. He apparently forgot that there was live 480 volts at the top of the panel.
The last one with him, he and a helper were working on the sand house, a sort of huge hopper that blew sand from one end of the plant to the other, probably close to 100 yards.
They neglected to lockout/tagout, and he hit a switch inside the place, causing a very large blast of sand and air inside the very tiny hut that they were working in.
Of course, neither one of the idiots were wearing their safety glasses, and they both got their eyes sandblasted. Fortunately neither one suffered any lasting harm.
Oh, I forgot to mention that the maintenance guy was a drunk. Not that you couldn't have guessed.
I was up in a wood framed chimney chase one day installing the pipe from the fireplace through the top of the chase when my helper stuck his ass into the access hole and let one go. I almost passed out, it was so bad. I made that son of a bitch jump off the roof when I finally climbed out of the chase.
Delete# 5 Damn that's some healthy puppies
ReplyDelete# 8 Waltz is the bitch that would film you being harassed by the HOA he called on you
# 12 I can relate
# 20 Putting them in the hospital would be a good start but 6ft deep would be better
JD
#7 Missing from list: steak, ground chuck, potatoes, block of cheese, loaf of dark bread; or, at least this is my list from earlier today.
ReplyDelete#3 What in the name of Sweet Baby Jesus?!
ReplyDeleteLooks like they should be instrument panel warning light symbols on a Tesla.
Delete#12 my dad used to get half the shopping list, and take me with him. he'd drop a bomb at the end of an aisle then go around the corner and giggle his ass off as he listened for people to through it.
ReplyDelete#6 Casio G Shock watches are really brilliant though, he got that part right.
ReplyDeleteStonyground.
#5. You’ve graduated! Let the puppies run free!
ReplyDelete#8 JD Vance is a phony. The guy has not touched a lawnmower in decades if ever. He left Appalachia and promptly screwed everyone we should be defending. He is invested in companies that buy farms for cents on a dollar.
ReplyDeleteNo love lost for Waltz here but Vance sucks! I pray every day that Trump makes it to the end of his term. Trump is 79 or 80 so there is a real possibility that he doesn't make it. Vance would be the end of America
Once again..... it's a meme.
DeleteNo 10 might be romantic, but they don”t know the difference between an orange and a mandarin!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the Lord”s work Mr Wirecutter.