I know this Monday will suck because in 2 hours I have to go to the Urologist's for a prostate check, finger wave. He's a new doctor I've never been to before, so if I feel 2 hands on my shoulders during the procedure I'm out of there pronto.
I had to have one of those. Quite unpleasant. 2 male doctors came in. One was about 5'4" and weighed maybe 130lbs. The other was about 6'3" at about 264 I thought he was there to hold me down. Nope Dr. Fat fingers was the one that did the deed. It was probably a Monday
My doctor told me not to worry. He said it's normal to get an erection during a prostate exam. I said, but Doc, I don't have an erection. He said, well, I do. tominor
#10 That's why I put concrete blocks in the trunk when I remove the rear subframe and chain a 'necklace' of blocks to the front end when I drop the engine. If you remove several hundred pounds from one end of the vehicle it can come off the hoist. Al_in_Ottawa
Thank goodness for ubiquitous cellphone cameras. In the bad old days, the majority of these mishaps would have gone uncelebrated. Pics or it didn't happen.
After my first prostate exam the doctor asked how I liked it? I gritted my teeth and said "I hated it" and he said "That's good 'cause if you liked it we charge more"...:)
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I know this Monday will suck because in 2 hours I have to go to the Urologist's for a prostate check, finger wave. He's a new doctor I've never been to before, so if I feel 2 hands on my shoulders during the procedure I'm out of there pronto.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so cynical. He might give you a reach-around.
DeleteI had to have one of those. Quite unpleasant. 2 male doctors came in. One was about 5'4" and weighed maybe 130lbs. The other was about 6'3" at about 264
DeleteI thought he was there to hold me down. Nope Dr. Fat fingers was the one that did the deed. It was probably a Monday
Could be worse.....after "the procedure", the nurse comes in and says "the doctor will be with you in five minutes....but who was that guy?"
DeleteMy doctor told me not to worry. He said it's normal to get an erection during a prostate exam. I said, but Doc, I don't have an erection. He said, well, I do.
Deletetominor
With modern medicine there's no reason, other than sadism, for that procedure.
DeleteThat would be the least he could do if he's exploring your lower region..
DeleteGood luck Bogs
JD
At least he didn't tell you to put you trousers on the chair next to his.
Delete-lg
Have him use two fingers and then ask him for a second opinion...
DeleteFor most of these folks, every day is Monday. Sadly, also for everyone around them.
ReplyDelete#2 Now that's impressive. Removal will probably be just as hard as installation was.
ReplyDeleteThat’s why they invented the battery operated Sawzall.
DeleteCoelacanth
Just leave it there, a monument to stupidity
Delete#10 That's why I put concrete blocks in the trunk when I remove the rear subframe and chain a 'necklace' of blocks to the front end when I drop the engine. If you remove several hundred pounds from one end of the vehicle it can come off the hoist.
ReplyDeleteAl_in_Ottawa
#2 "Who's the U-boat commander?"
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for ubiquitous cellphone cameras. In the bad old days, the majority of these mishaps would have gone uncelebrated. Pics or it didn't happen.
ReplyDelete# 6 Looks like Daddy grabbed a little too much of mom's ass , or maybe just the right amount depending on how you look at it
ReplyDeleteJD
He's trying to lose weight, and he didn't want to eat that cake.
DeleteAfter my first prostate exam the doctor asked how I liked it? I gritted my teeth and said "I hated it" and he said "That's good 'cause if you liked it we charge more"...:)
ReplyDeleteI could never be a cop. If I rolled up and saw some of these, it would be 30 minutes before I stopped laughing.
ReplyDelete. . . even if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo! Great flick, Ken.
ReplyDelete#9 there are survivors....
ReplyDeleteIt’s only gay if you like it.
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