Prosecutors say a North Side man murdered a long-time acquaintance in a Rogers Park alley, then returned to the crime scene while cops were still there to recover a phone he left behind. Valgas Etheard, who allegedly brought clothing bearing gunshot residue and the victim’s blood with him on his phone quest, was ordered detained by Judge John Hock on a count of first-degree murder.
But did he get his phone back?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute.....He's black; how did he not get off on bond?
ReplyDeleteNow, how could I have possibly guessed that the perp was a spade from Chicago?
ReplyDeleteChimp be wantin' his Obamaphone
ReplyDeleteI haven't a clue as to why the article mention a rusted .45 case had to do with this shooting, unless the defense is going to be "he walked in front of a hot line at a firing range...it be an accident."
ReplyDeleteI dare say, you walk down any alley in Shitcongo and you'll find spent brass laying on the ground.
Valgas Etheard? Of the Rogers Park Etheards? Really? Say it ain't so!
ReplyDeleteIt they was lock-in em up for bein ugly, he’d be serving life. Damn dude, stay home more.
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