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Tuesday, November 18, 2025

When you get that fucking bored

Some of the most important discoveries in medicine came from brave people experimenting on themselves. Jonas Salk tested his polio vaccine on himself and his family. Isaac Newton poked a blunt needle into his own eye socket to understand how we see light. And using their own bodies as test subjects, the Redditors on r/CumBiggerLoads have determined that a combination of zinc, pygeum, L-citrulline, and lecithin is the “holy grail of cum.”

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I can honestly say I've never been so bored that I started playing with my own spunk.

14 comments:

  1. I know the newsletter is named "the must read".... therefore I shall not read it. Just more self agandizing bullshyte. When did "society" become so absolutely and completely self centered?

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  2. I remember a chemist at FMC poisoned himself and family with an experimental herbicide he brought home from work.

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  3. Zinc is stored in the prostate and prevents bph which is why it's in so many prostate supplements.

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  4. Next they'll be doing taste tests.............

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  5. I can't believe I read that
    JD

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  6. I read the comments. That told me everything i needed to know

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  7. A couple of my not necessarily scientific observations (not jizz related).
    1. Budweiser and Snickers taste great together.
    2. Deep fried beef and bean burritos (the kind you find at most convenience stores) are a great hangover remedy.

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  8. Once delivered, big or small, it's not my problem anymore.
    Ed

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    1. Unless the pregnancy test comes back positive. Then you've got 18+ years of problems ahead of you.

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  9. Hey, as someone that went through radiation treatment for prostate cancer, I can vouch for having concerns about low to no jizz, especially after years of laying stripes, both horizontal and vertical. It's definitely unsettling, to say the least.

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  10. What has this world cum to?

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