tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post4884180633444423767..comments2024-03-29T08:52:01.938-05:00Comments on Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Why I wear a beardwirecutterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525620516837946733noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-466517621951894582022-12-08T12:46:05.249-06:002022-12-08T12:46:05.249-06:00the diffirence between a shaved face, a mustache, ...the diffirence between a shaved face, a mustache, and a beard is "excuse me" and "excuse me, sir". I've had my long beard for quite a while; and the long beard gets the "sir" at the end of the sentence every time. (that, and open carry of a handgun). <br />Man, I love polite/white Montana.<br />Original GrandpaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-71854591562880307092022-12-07T22:38:08.801-06:002022-12-07T22:38:08.801-06:00Tried growing a beard once, it looked like an over...Tried growing a beard once, it looked like an over grown bush of pubes, shaved it off.<br />@luis-justlikeabaretwat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-62494512800937436602022-12-07T19:55:28.297-06:002022-12-07T19:55:28.297-06:00Graduated from Vet School at 26. After practicing...Graduated from Vet School at 26. After practicing for 3 months I was tired of everyone asking if I was old enough to be a vet. I began lying and said I was the inspiration for Doogie Howser. After doing that for a couple of weeks, said 'screw it' and grew out my beard. Had it for 35 years now.Brewvethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06702520995766844918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-75438045384223476192022-12-07T14:56:37.058-06:002022-12-07T14:56:37.058-06:00I decided after I retired that I had shaved long e...I decided after I retired that I had shaved long enough. I do trim my beard once or twice a week. I let it go wild some years back. Around Christmas time that year, I was standing in line at the grocery store. A little boy was in front of me with his mother. He looked at me for about a minute then asked his mother if I was Santa Claus. The mother looked at me and said "Maybe". I looked at the boy and asked him if he'd been good this year. His mother giggled and the boy got a sheepish look on his face and very quietly replied "mostly".<br /><br />The bushy growth was neatly trimmed the next day.<br /><br />NemoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-2600865810958460022022-12-07T14:40:57.792-06:002022-12-07T14:40:57.792-06:00Back in the day, when my 26 yr old granddaughter w...Back in the day, when my 26 yr old granddaughter was only 2 yr old, I shaved my beard off. She wouldn't come near me until I grew it back, which was kind of hard since she lived with us and I took her back and forth to day care.Mike Guentherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13760305520055214986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-75725119270436338472022-12-07T14:38:05.225-06:002022-12-07T14:38:05.225-06:00Both dudes look like they'd hold one in their ...Both dudes look like they'd hold one in their mouths until it went soft.Mike Guentherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13760305520055214986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-11876809931366552972022-12-07T11:55:44.983-06:002022-12-07T11:55:44.983-06:00I got a bad case of feminine face and much prefer ...I got a bad case of feminine face and much prefer the "werewolf" hair style, I.E full neckbeard, long hair, full sideburns, etc; it gives me some nice camo. Like Allen said up above, A change in description is a five minute buzz; although a fresh shirt, bag, choker, hat, vest, etc, all help too.<br /><br />- ArcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-32008288632790400952022-12-07T10:27:22.157-06:002022-12-07T10:27:22.157-06:00Yep, the guy on the right is the guy on the left&#...Yep, the guy on the right is the guy on the left's "Uncle".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-15420427982365917862022-12-07T09:45:55.231-06:002022-12-07T09:45:55.231-06:00I was carded at the local beer distributor buying ...I was carded at the local beer distributor buying a half keg for my 30th birthday part. - made me walk home to get ID. I only lived two long blocks away. And the prick knew me!<br />For all but 6 months I've had me beard since '73 and it's not coming off without bloodshed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-21115696256115292242022-12-07T09:33:47.512-06:002022-12-07T09:33:47.512-06:00I got carded at liquor stores and bars until I was...I got carded at liquor stores and bars until I was in my 30s.wirecutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525620516837946733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-21113820043713913392022-12-07T09:32:01.465-06:002022-12-07T09:32:01.465-06:00A man whom I knew long ago kept a beard because at...A man whom I knew long ago kept a beard because at age 24 if he shaved it off he looked for all the world like a 6'5" adolescent boy.Shellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17673609316649175930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-73499461889095869522022-12-07T08:58:21.334-06:002022-12-07T08:58:21.334-06:00I have a cleft chin too like Michael Douglas. My w...I have a cleft chin too like Michael Douglas. My wife prefers I cover it with hair. That's cool, less to shave. In return she has long hair, no bobs or Karen stuff. If it work for you f everybody else. Quit hatingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-75614310097526483932022-12-07T08:44:23.269-06:002022-12-07T08:44:23.269-06:00Yep. Looks like a couple cork soakers to me.Yep. Looks like a couple cork soakers to me.Onehalfmvsquarednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-20670087600338632742022-12-07T08:42:39.486-06:002022-12-07T08:42:39.486-06:00Earrings? The beard and haircut scream gay AF.
Dou...Earrings? The beard and haircut scream gay AF.<br />Douche bags both.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-85931902943918744222022-12-07T08:13:55.466-06:002022-12-07T08:13:55.466-06:00And he still sucks dicksAnd he still sucks dicksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-67103867829772828692022-12-07T07:59:46.126-06:002022-12-07T07:59:46.126-06:00Nice red beard and while I do like a nice thick fu...Nice red beard and while I do like a nice thick full beard I often trim mine because I have found that probably half the female sex is skeered of a full beard and the fuller it is the more skeered they get . So I fake them out with a good trim while I plan my evil deeds , heh . robehr orinskynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-13910605903723047712022-12-07T07:51:07.648-06:002022-12-07T07:51:07.648-06:00Lots of bearded men in my rural community. Some a...Lots of bearded men in my rural community. Some are great, some are just wild man crazy, but more are just a way of hiding true colors. I am 74 and when looking in the mirror I see my father...I am OK with that and will stay clean shaving every three or 4 days. It is nice to be retarded, uh retired.Hagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11142163494446893824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-25027842459829370122022-12-07T07:43:05.893-06:002022-12-07T07:43:05.893-06:00Why do people feel the need to take pictures of th...Why do people feel the need to take pictures of themselves and make them public? I don't get it.Elmonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-56243487136827507982022-12-07T07:33:35.041-06:002022-12-07T07:33:35.041-06:00He looks more gay with the beardHe looks more gay with the beardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-54580574295978684752022-12-07T06:36:05.304-06:002022-12-07T06:36:05.304-06:00It looks like a roast me without the comments, but...It looks like a roast me without the comments, but need some as this guy is ripe for itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-53312035225738752872022-12-07T06:24:21.098-06:002022-12-07T06:24:21.098-06:00Still looks like a groomer....Still looks like a groomer....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-37432692600597600932022-12-07T06:15:16.759-06:002022-12-07T06:15:16.759-06:00I see two dick gobblers.I see two dick gobblers.tsquaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02737130316088634658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-11930689214443340452022-12-07T06:01:28.477-06:002022-12-07T06:01:28.477-06:00DittoDittoPeaowednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-56043367327261644702022-12-07T05:17:32.067-06:002022-12-07T05:17:32.067-06:00Still looks gay AF. Maybe try taking out the earri...Still looks gay AF. Maybe try taking out the earrings twinkle toes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-59451419017731154552022-12-07T03:09:59.050-06:002022-12-07T03:09:59.050-06:00I wear a beard because if I ever had a legit reaso...I wear a beard because if I ever had a legit reason for rapidly changing my description, it takes about 5 minutes to take the whole thing off and buzz my hair down to "bootcamp length"Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18113393195056382332noreply@blogger.com