tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post6894198465184821733..comments2024-03-28T05:35:45.509-05:00Comments on Knuckledraggin My Life Away : My trip to the Walmart wirecutterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525620516837946733noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-47059268686141048592013-02-25T19:20:38.395-06:002013-02-25T19:20:38.395-06:00Yup, bingo ladies...
PD, I used to have some kind...Yup, bingo ladies... <br />PD, I used to have some kind of filter. Never a great one, but it was kind of there. I have found that the older I get the less it catches. By the time I am a bingo lady myself they are going to have to lock me up for my own damn good and protection.Saranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-73192551717225763562013-02-25T16:22:07.706-06:002013-02-25T16:22:07.706-06:00I always park in the same aisle.
My wife does too...I always park in the same aisle.<br /><br />My wife does too, now.<br /><br />We always find the car on the first try.<br /><br />It's the only way.MattSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-5898912979375442052013-02-25T12:07:01.966-06:002013-02-25T12:07:01.966-06:00Was in big box grocery store when little sub-conti...Was in big box grocery store when little sub-continent brat pushed his mommy's cart into my ankle. First time he gets a "Be careful there little fella." Second time "Mame, could you push the cart?" Third time "Damn it lady leave the brat in the car next time."<br />At that point Daddy Sahib shows up and tells me "It's not your place to address my wife."<br /><br />I called him a "bint-walla" (Pimp) and told him if he couldn't control her and her whelps he should sell them to someone who could.<br /><br />Thought he was going to stroke out right then and there.Stretchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-74250170187572305482013-02-25T01:55:40.021-06:002013-02-25T01:55:40.021-06:00That's excellent Sara. We all have thoughts l...That's excellent Sara. We all have thoughts like that and most of us, most of the time are able to stop them from shooting our our mouth before we offend someone's delicate sensibilities. <br /><br /><br />I tell my daughter that before she opens her mouth to say something, she should run it through the "bozo filter".<br /><br />"What's that Daddy?"<br /><br />"A bozo filter is what you use when you say something to yourself in your head first and you listen to what you are about to say. If it makes you sound like a bozo, then you can reconsider whether you really want to say it"pdwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943525787137905313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-23700842682746556522013-02-24T23:56:23.545-06:002013-02-24T23:56:23.545-06:00Holy hell...they have 45-70 there??Holy hell...they have 45-70 there??Edward Teachnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-13739531084464895762013-02-24T23:56:22.684-06:002013-02-24T23:56:22.684-06:00BINGO LADIES, SARA???
Really?
Fucking hilarious -...BINGO LADIES, SARA??? <br />Really?<br />Fucking hilarious - I can just see 8 pairs of teeth skittering across the floor, BHOL (Blue Headed Old Ladies) staggering backwards in shock.....wirecutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525620516837946733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-68669067544230906132013-02-24T23:44:54.906-06:002013-02-24T23:44:54.906-06:00If it makes you feel any better I once got kicked ...If it makes you feel any better I once got kicked out of Rainbow. (Big Box grocery store) Bunch of people blocking the aisle reading the bread packages. It is bread for fucks sake, you know what is in it, you get the same kind every god damned time you are here, put it in your cart and get the fuck out of my way. That was my thought. Unfortunately it was not just a thought, it somehow came out of my mouth very loudly. One of those moments my mom calls the tongue being at a gallop before the brain is in the saddle... They don't take too kindly to you yelling that at the blue haired people in suburbia. Go figure.Saranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-52690539585190069192013-02-24T20:50:33.870-06:002013-02-24T20:50:33.870-06:00Bring a camera with you next time. The most fun a ...Bring a camera with you next time. The most fun a guy can have, take pictures of people when they don't expect it. They fucking hate that.<br /><br />Besides, where else are you gonna find such a diverse crowd of fucked up creatures.<br /><br />Try the Walmarts in Carson City at 2:30 A.M. if you want to see some crazy shit.<br /><br />Jasonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-43702611016131505672013-02-24T20:06:06.905-06:002013-02-24T20:06:06.905-06:00Do it for the blog fodder. Do it for the blog fodder. pdwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943525787137905313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-37996141679002080502013-02-24T19:02:30.866-06:002013-02-24T19:02:30.866-06:00I try to never go there after 7:30am and have been...I try to never go there after 7:30am and have been there as early as 0400. Can't stand crowds or lines. There are no crowds..usually workers in the aisles and people getting off of work or going to work....I think you like the adrenaline rush WC.. ha..<br /><br />BoarshideAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-84920364365412499962013-02-24T18:47:03.649-06:002013-02-24T18:47:03.649-06:00If it had been me Hari would have stayed in the li...If it had been me Hari would have stayed in the line (which would have been the shortest) and then started having price tag issues and using coupons.<br /><br />PioneerPreppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09269878017447335944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-52503487607035842202013-02-24T17:14:21.259-06:002013-02-24T17:14:21.259-06:00W.C. I buy shit in bulk. When I buy toothpaste I b...W.C. I buy shit in bulk. When I buy toothpaste I buy 10 tubes at a time. Same thing with shampoo and just about anything else I can afford. It cuts down on the trips to El Walmarto. crankyjohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01704733622190148238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-25724362138654499362013-02-24T17:10:34.513-06:002013-02-24T17:10:34.513-06:00I think I've only been to a WalMart once or tw...I think I've only been to a WalMart once or twice.<br /><br />When I go to the Costco, though, I power in and power out. What would take my sweet little wife 2 hours I can do in 20 minutes.drjimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05647484115197408897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-72492504144942980422013-02-24T17:03:48.069-06:002013-02-24T17:03:48.069-06:00I work with a bunch of H1B Hadjis in a scientific ...I work with a bunch of H1B Hadjis in a scientific field. We actually had a seminar for just the "Americans" to understand their culture. It seems the millennia old cast system in India makes them all try to be superior and their personal space stops an inch from you. It's worse for women. Your reaction was spot on.<br />IIIOld Goat Patrolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-56574075585242115812013-02-24T16:50:06.732-06:002013-02-24T16:50:06.732-06:00I didn't even talk about having to constantly ...I didn't even talk about having to constantly avoid people who stop dead in the middle of those narrow aisles to text.<br />I'm saving that for another post.wirecutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525620516837946733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-72386646717776663362013-02-24T16:42:52.643-06:002013-02-24T16:42:52.643-06:00I need to teach you. I'm a power shopper. Hit ...I need to teach you. I'm a power shopper. Hit 5 stores including Walmart and Sam's Club (MegaWalmart) in 2 hours yesterday. Eyes straight ahead, cold stare, running down blue-haired old ladies standing in the ailes sampling cookies and Pinot Grigio. No mercy.hiswiserangelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13823260651306838495noreply@blogger.com