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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

We'll wrap this shit up before Friday, Pa

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

5 comments:

  1. I own a newer model of that Barret.

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  2. I can hit a six inch square target at two thousand yards eight times out of ten. It will pierce an engine block at twenty five yards, and go through one at twenty feet.

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  3. Oh dear Lord, I'm drooling all over my keyboard!

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  4. Ammo costs about three dollars a round wholesale.

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