From The Fat Electrician
Friday, October 16, 2026
At least they made him comfortable while waiting for the elevator
Two Iowa neighbors pleaded guilty to misdemeanors after police said they were caught on video trying to drag a corpse out of an apartment.
A Democrat - imagine that
A Democrat running for Congress on Long Island is proudly embracing his kinky side after X-rated photos surfaced showing him caged and muzzled in a leather harness.
Chris Gallant, a 37-year-old Black Hawk pilot in the Army National Guard, told The New York Times: 'All my friends know I'm kinky… I make Christian Grey look like amateur hour.'
Rebellion
When did the storm clouds first begin to gather? One could go back to the Whiskey Rebellion if they wanted to demonstrate how the high and articulate words of the founders really meant nothing in the daily struggle. When it came to power, the whole idea of the surreptitiously designed constitution was to secure power to the elite few, the Washingtons, the Madisons, the Adamses, the Jeffersons. Perhaps rightly so.
Go large or go home
A 74-year-old Cody man was arrested Thursday on suspicion of making terroristic threats in letters addressed to President Trump, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum and a local oil and gas company, claiming he’s owned more than $2 trillion and he’d blow up oil wells if he doesn’t get it.
-Don in Oregon
Sounds like something the Watt Boys would pull
Police said Michael Ryan, 22, of Palm Coast, turned himself in to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office after he used his brother’s identity to obtain a replacement driver’s license because his own license was revoked.
The Watt Boys HERE
Your Feel-Good Story of the Week
A woman riding home on an ATV trail in the backwoods of eastern Kentucky earlier this month stopped when she spotted two tiny puppies peeking out from the top of a mountain bank. The little dogs came running toward her, and their siblings followed right behind. In all, there were 10 puppies stranded in a remote stretch of woods with no owner in sight.
-Alemaster
Safety First
A 44-year-old woman in Pennsylvania is accused of killing her husband during an argument at their home over gun safety, allegedly pointing a firearm at his chest and pulling the trigger to "show him a lesson."
Meat's meat, pilgrim
Police in Vietnam’s Ho Chi Minh City arrested 12 men suspected of operating a citywide ring that stole and resold about 2,700 cats for meat, Vietnamese state media said.
Meanwhile, in Florida.....
Some fishermen in the Florida Keys are hoping to net more than just their dinner off the coast.
When they anchor their boats, most are hoping to catch a red or black grouper fish, but some are finding a completely different kind of prize: a plastic-wrapped block of marijuana or cocaine. The bounty is often jokingly referred to as a 'square grouper.'
*****
And some of them are keeping it? Say it ain't so!
"Get your shit and get the fuck outta here"
Customers at a San Diego location of a Jack in the Box fast-food restaurant say they are being drenched without warning by sprinklers mounted on the building as an anti-loitering measure.
Company potluck gone bad?
About 120 people became sick during a mass illness incident at a Walmart distribution center in Lebanon, Tennessee, with roughly 30 requiring hospitalization, according to local reporting citing Wilson County emergency officials.
In this case, 'Pecker' could refer to the birds or his.....
A man is accused of trying to smuggle live birds through Miami International Airport in his underwear.
Hooch Simpson
Joseph “Hooch” Simpson holds the distinction of being the last person lynched in California.
Friday, October 09, 2026
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