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Friday, July 31, 2026

Busy fucker, wasn't he?

A 27-year-old man has been found guilty of multiple sexual offences after assaulting five women in one morning.

Calm down, here's your political and current event memes





Well, that didn't go as planned, now did it?

A man who once waived an attorney and chose to represent himself against drug trafficking charges learned his fate and will be going to prison.

Call them OPCs, not Flock Cameras

I’m trying to retitle these infernal devices which, for now, have the pleasant name of Flock cameras, like a happy flock of birds flying above you in the blue sky. In reality, they are Outdoor Prison Cameras, or OPCs, for controlling the population in the open-air prison they are turning America into.
-Jeffery in Alabama

Oh, for fuck's sake.....

A New York City woman is suing McDonald’s after allegedly sustaining “serious and severe personal injuries and burns to [her] mouth and tongue, as a result of being served extremely hot fries,” according to a civil complaint obtained by The Independent.

*****

Seriously, the burning sensation on her fingers didn't tip her off? And if she's one of those freaks that eat their fries with a fork, well, she deserves to be shot.

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Weeks? Nobody reported the stench for WEEKS?

Odessa police are working to identify a man found dead inside a clothes donation box last Friday at 8th Street and Coleman Avenue.

*****

In Texas, in the middle of summer, no less, and nobody thought to call it in......

Florida Man takes that shit on the road

A man who barricaded himself inside an RV late Monday night in the parking lot of a Burlington County Walmart may have been in possession of a flamethrower and other weapons, investigators said.

Fucking Ring Camera mics are sensitive, huh?

A FedEx driver is no longer working for the company after a Ring camera captured him using a racial slur during a delivery to a real estate office.

Nice try, Tyrone

A suburban man accused of robbing a restaurant owner at gunpoint tried to remove his ankle monitor by walking into Home Depot and using a pair of — appropriately — bolt cutters from the shelves, prosecutors say, but he walked right into the arms of Cook County Sheriff’s Police in the parking lot as he left, according to prosecutors.

Your Weekly Florida Report

A “sugar baby” arrangement went sour when a young woman who apparently wanted nothing to do with the string attached fled the home of a Florida Man who then gave chase in his truck, rammed into her vehicle, and pulled a gun on her friend, police report.
-JD

Good Morning

-WiscoDave
 

Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... it's... never mind, just another fucking drunk

A man was critically injured after falling from a fourth-floor window of the Governor’s Inn in Southeast Memphis. Police said it happened after he was confronted by a security guard in an unauthorized area of the hotel late Tuesday night.

But was he on overtime?

An Illinois maintenance worker was stranded inside a 130-foot-tall gas station sign for about five hours after his lift malfunctioned.

Kinda reminds me of my loving family

A Wisconsin woman was accused of disorderly conduct after her uncle told police that she was acting out after his mother passed away.

Pioneer, Montana

Pioneer was one of the earliest placer-mining camps in Montana. The town was established in what was then Deer Lodge County, an area that became part of the newly created Powell County in 1901.

Pioneer grew out of mining activity in the Pioneer District, the site of Montana's first documented gold discovery. Gold was discovered here in 1852, but the deposits were initially considered too low-grade to trigger a major rush. Additional discoveries prior to 1866 renewed interest in the district, although many prospectors were soon lured away by richer strikes elsewhere in western Montana.

Friday, July 24, 2026

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Kris Kristofferson: The Counter-Culture Hero

VIDEO HERE  (44:12)

Songwriter, singer, actor, Rhodes scholar, army captain, helicopter pilot, and sex symbol! Follow the ups and downs of Kris Kristofferson's career, and listen again to his famous songs. Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Kris's ex-wife and daughters offer private views of this counter-culture hero.

Chapters
00:00 The Pilgrim Opens Life in Song
03:08 “I Hate Your Ugly Face” His First Composition
08:58 Army Captain, Helicopter Pilot, and Lost Dreams
10:31 Meeting Johnny Cash The Defining Moment
16:44 Writing “Me and Bobby McGee”
18:58 Fame and the Breakthrough Hit
23:17 Janis Joplin and “Me and Bobby McGee”
27:48 Country-Pop Stardom and Hollywood Calling
30:49 “A Star Is Born” with Barbra Streisand
33:57 “Heaven’s Gate” and the Hollywood Crash
42:12 The Legacy of a Country Rebel

Might wanna get a refund there, Rosie

Rosie O'Donnell has shared the staggering price of her facelift and opened up about her 60-pound weight loss on Mounjaro - admitting that the miracle drug 'changed her life' after her decades-long struggle with food.