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Friday, May 29, 2026

Just how in the fuck does one hit a train while sober?

A Minnesota police bureau chief was handed a hefty fine after a wrong turn left a train crashing into her SUV.
-Alemaster

Those dick pics will come back to bite you in the ass every time

Terrebonne Parish Sheriff Tim Soignet announced the arrest of 24-year-old Taylor Renee Jernigan, of Houma, following an investigation into a reported home invasion and the nonconsensual sharing of explicit images.
-JD

Roast me



Temper, temper!

Shocking surveillance footage captured the moment a raging elderly woman flew into a frenzy at Tim Hortons workers before having a fatal heart attack.

Your Weekly Florida Report

A Hillsborough County middle school teacher has allegedly been removed after a viral video appeared to show her hanging a Black baby doll in her classroom, according to CBS affiliate WTSP-TV.

Good Morning

-WiscoDave
 

Your Feel-Good Story of the Week

A desperate veteran surrendered his dog to a Texas fire station with a heartbreaking note that read “please help my baby.” Now, both the veteran and his dog have new homes.

Shanghaied in New York City

A woman plunged to her death after stepping out of her car into an open manhole in New York City on Monday night.

“jump rope for me, baby doll”

A Hollywood senior was arrested on five charges on Wednesday after police said he “consistently” exposed himself to multiple neighbors at his apartment complex.

Pardee, Montana

The Iron Mountain district, located north of Superior along the Clark Fork River, was centered almost entirely on the Iron Mountain Mine, a producer of silver, lead, and zinc.

The discovery of the Iron Mountain Mine in 1888 is marked by both documented accounts and local legend. While official records credit L. T. Jones, popular stories recount that a boy searching for stray cattle stumbled upon rich ore and later led Jones to the site. Jones, together with partners D. R. S. Frazier and Frank Hall, shipped an initial ten tons of ore for assay, which yielded an impressive $1,400. This promising return attracted the attention of James K. Pardee, who soon acquired the property.

Friday, May 22, 2026

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Friday night's gifs



Jethro Tull Live Tanglewood 1970

VIDEO HERE
-JD

Nothing is Easy 2:40
My God/Flute Solo 10:38
Stage Banter 21:31
With You There to Help Me 22:34
Piano Solo (Evan) 26:37
Dharma for One 34:38
Drum Solo (Bunker) 41:35
We Used to Know 58:01
Guitar Solo (Barre) 1:01:36
For a Thousand Mothers 1:17:25

I'm not saying they were right but I understand

Prosecutors have alleged that a Canadian couple killed their filmmaker neighbor after an ordinary dispute over a barbecue grill.

"Can ya help a brotha out?"

Federal authorities say James Lake, Jr. set a goal for himself for Monday morning: Get arrested. And he allegedly accomplished his goal by taking a loaded pistol, 29 rounds of ammunition, and a couple of knives to the federal courthouse security checkpoint in downtown Chicago.

Fucking kids rely on the internet for everything nowadays

The Missouri collegian who confessed to ChatGPT following a drunken criminal rampage today pleaded guilty to a felony charge for vandalizing 17 vehicles in a campus parking lot, according to court records.

Taking the Pig For a Walk - History of the M-60

I was six feet tall and 163 lbs. without a gram of extraneous body fat. Though I didn’t enjoy it, I did a weekly 10k run with my mates in boots with a rucksack and M16. I was in the best physical condition of my life and believed myself to be both bulletproof and immortal. Then I met the Pig.
-WiscoDave

Dressed for success

Horn Lake Police are looking for a man in a ‘Bandit’ shirt who targeted an older, disabled woman at a Home Depot and stole over $600 from her purse.

Your Friday Political and Current Event Memes





PsychoChicks - we've all had 'em

An Alabama woman is behind bars for shooting and killing her husband while he was sitting alone and watching television, Yellowhammer State law enforcement says.
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