A Floridian's worst nightmare: a battle between a dog and a gator, but it was no match for the dog's owner, who made sure her beloved pet was coming home and pulled her dog "Kona" from the alligator's grip.
Gators gotta eat....buzzards and worms too. Gator-skin wallets, belts, shoes, bags, hats. Kind of stupid dog that lets a big lizard get a grip. This dog might not let that happen again. Probably stays away from the belts, shoes, bags and hats too, now....
If you've never seen how fast a gator can move to catch it's dinner you will be surprised.. Most dogs I've had would square up to get between me and a threat so I can't say anything bad about this dog.. I had a friend that lived along side a bayou that has lots of gators in it, he lost a dog by letting it out in the back yard for a few minutes to go do it's business .. JD
On the one hand a loyal brave dog sacrifices its life for its owner...on the other hand a smart dog avoids spectacular premature death and also keeps the owner away from invincible reptiles, unless said dog has been trained by an armed owner that said reptile is dead meat and source of raw materials, please point them out. From the article, calling a dog a "fur-baby" does not inspire confidence in the timely demise of the reptile or the uninjured survival of the dog or the, er....."fur-parent". Are these tame people related to the ones that try to fondle buffalo, with amusing results?
Well the story is about a girl and her dog, and an alligator, and we all know girls say weird shit. They create these strange names and attachments. Dog is doing it's job trying to protect the leader of it's pack, it was outmatched but still willing to do it's job. JD
and that is how a real mom responds to anyone messing with her "babies" kind of like dad reflexes. it happens so fast you mind thinks about it later. it also why I didn't move down there. damn gators, snakes and god only knows what else. besides the damn heat. dave in pa.
WOW, she's pretty hot. She pried a gator's jaw open to save her furry dog, but I bet she couldn't pry my jaw open that was firmly clamped down on her furry coozie. She probably wouldn’t even want to try.
That's some lantern jaw on that babe. But still kinda cute. Chances are good that any chick willing to throw down with a 'gator is going to score pretty high on the hot-crazy matrix. But might be fun for a time. Until she kills you in your sleep.
I would think the marriage proposals are pouring in. If she's that protective of her dog, she will be that protective of her mate, if he's worth a damn.
If I was a younger man, I would take a run at that. It is impossible for her to be crazier than my last one - even my buddy's Russian wife thought my ex was completely off her rocker.
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She deserves that dog, and that dog deserves her.
ReplyDeleteSaw this one on the news this morning. Florida Woman has been hitting the gym.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet she doesn't take any shit from her husband.
ReplyDeleteGators gotta eat....buzzards and worms too. Gator-skin wallets, belts, shoes, bags, hats. Kind of stupid dog that lets a big lizard get a grip. This dog might not let that happen again. Probably stays away from the belts, shoes, bags and hats too, now....
ReplyDeleteIf you've never seen how fast a gator can move to catch it's dinner you will be surprised.. Most dogs I've had would square up to get between me and a threat so I can't say anything bad about this dog..
DeleteI had a friend that lived along side a bayou that has lots of gators in it, he lost a dog by letting it out in the back yard for a few minutes to go do it's business ..
JD
On the one hand a loyal brave dog sacrifices its life for its owner...on the other hand a smart dog avoids spectacular premature death and also keeps the owner away from invincible reptiles, unless said dog has been trained by an armed owner that said reptile is dead meat and source of raw materials, please point them out. From the article, calling a dog a "fur-baby" does not inspire confidence in the timely demise of the reptile or the uninjured survival of the dog or the, er....."fur-parent". Are these tame people related to the ones that try to fondle buffalo, with amusing results?
DeleteWell the story is about a girl and her dog, and an alligator, and we all know girls say weird shit. They create these strange names and attachments.
DeleteDog is doing it's job trying to protect the leader of it's pack, it was outmatched but still willing to do it's job.
JD
and that is how a real mom responds to anyone messing with her "babies"
ReplyDeletekind of like dad reflexes. it happens so fast you mind thinks about it later.
it also why I didn't move down there. damn gators, snakes and god only knows what else.
besides the damn heat. dave in pa.
Mikey, dave in pa, Roger that!
DeleteGood thing for the alligator she didn't have a knife.
She's brave, but I think she's also just one bad date away from being a 'Psycho B*tch - We've all had'em'
ReplyDeleteWOW, she's pretty hot. She pried a gator's jaw open to save her furry dog, but I bet she couldn't pry my jaw open that was firmly clamped down on her furry coozie. She probably wouldn’t even want to try.
ReplyDeleteThat's some lantern jaw on that babe. But still kinda cute. Chances are good that any chick willing to throw down with a 'gator is going to score pretty high on the hot-crazy matrix. But might be fun for a time. Until she kills you in your sleep.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that entirely. She would wake you up just to make certain you knew it was her who killed you.
DeleteI would think the marriage proposals are pouring in. If she's that protective of her dog, she will be that protective of her mate, if he's worth a damn.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a younger man, I would take a run at that.
DeleteIt is impossible for her to be crazier than my last one - even my buddy's Russian wife thought my ex was completely off her rocker.
Jane watched Tarzan , and took notes .
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