Sunday, March 29, 2009

You may be Straight Up White Trash if....

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

Thanks, Yolo!!


Moonbarker said...

Your wife has had her hairdo destroyed by a ceiling fan.

Tattoo Jim said...

You let your 12 year old wife smoke at the dinner table, in front of the kids...

Andy said...

you use crisco for anal lube

youve ever used an old telephone crank to fish

Ride Fast said...

Four out of thirteen. Guess I fail.