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Monday, April 27, 2009

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......


Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here’s how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don’t have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you’ll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry - it’s a win/win situation. Gummy Bacon is the only bacon we recommend eating raw - or in the raw (you don’t want grease to spatter on your delicate bits)!

5 comments:

  1. im eatin bacon right now... bacon sandwiches with bbq sauce and provalone cheese... tostios and hell on the red hot sauce...hey im a bachlor dman it and its good

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  2. slowly I get the idea you're a bacon addict eh....

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  3. I've got 3 different kinds of bacon in my refrigerator right now. In an hour there will be 2 different kinds.....

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  4. it was on sale..and delicious

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