Someone has probably already passed this along to you but here goes anyway.
There is a new vodka to hit the shelves that is bacon flavored! The web site even has drink recipes. You were the second person I thought of when I saw the site. My brother was the first...he loves his bacon. Anyway, it's not available in California yet but maybe someday soon.
~By the way, love your site. Keep up the good work.
Got the same link from Tattoo Jim, but I'm sure you're better looking than him so I'm giving you credit!