Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tatical bacon

The season is summer, not sure the month. We’ve been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we’ll win.

Hang in there, Steve. As long as there's bacon, there's hope.


cbullitt said...

Yeah, if you can weave it into a bullwhip and take out a zombie's eye's at 20 feet--it's tactical, and tasty too.

wirecutter said...

A bacon bullwhip.
Now that's something to think about - S & M with a snack afterwards.......