I'm in Barnes & Noble's Current Event section today flipping through an Ann Coulter book when this sweetie walks up next to me.
After a couple of seconds she says "I usually don't do this but I saw you walking in and I have to say that the way you swagger when you walk is very hot."
Fuck, Lady. I'm reading Miss Ann.
"That's because my goddamn feet hurt."
So tonight, I'm home alone again. Reading Ann Coulter. By myself.