Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Screwed myself again, but it was fun.

"Um, hey Bro. Do you have plans for Christmas? I know you're alone and I was just wondering if um, maybe, if you don't have any plans for......."
"Well, actually, all I was planning was some fishing for Big Ass Trout" I said.
He looked a little relieved. "Well, would you like to maybe come over for dinner and maybe....."
"What?" I said. "Do I look like I need your fucking charity? I got family, man. Kiss my ass! I got people that love me!!!!"
"Oh shit, I didn't mean any offense, Brother. I just thought maybe......"
Damn, I love fucking with people.
The fishing should be good, I'll have the whole lake to myself.
And Denny's won't be too crowded.........


Deb said...

Merry Christmas, Ken! Enjoy your Grand Slam with extra bacon on the side.

wirecutter said...

And sausage too!

Lula said...

Merry Christmas! Have a good day!

Mmmmm, bacon

skipelec said...

Have a good one Cutter.
Hope ya limit.

wirecutter said...

Thanks, Lula! It's the best day for fishing ever.

Skipelec, It's BAT season and I'd be happy to catch just one if it would go over that 5 pound mark.

Bryn said...

Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i chi!
Merry Christmas from North Wales, UK...!

wirecutter said...

Bryn, A Merry Christmas to you too!
Thank God you interpeted that, I thought I was having a flashback for a second.