Saturday, January 16, 2010

I may be dying

Man, I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
I bought a 30 pack of beer last Sunday (I'm one of them economy shoppers - I buy in bulk) and I still have 15 beers left. This is the first time something like this has ever happened.
It's not like I quit drinking. I have a couple or 3 most nights but that's it. And check this shit out - twice now, I've finished a beer, gotten another one from the icebox and then put it back 5 minutes later and went to bed!!! That scares the fuck out of me.
There's been a couple of nights I haven't drank anything at all, but that's not real unusual. But usually a 30 pack lasts me 2 days, tops. But a week? And if I don't polish off the rest of them tonight it might even stretch into two weeks.
I'm scared. I'm either dying or worse yet, turning into a lightweight.

5 comments:

Will said...

You aint tryin to secretly get me to stop reading your blog are you?
I mean, not drinkin beer, WTF man?
Maybe I need to start callin you "dawg" or somethin.....lol.

Tattoo Jim said...

Sounds like you're getting that dreaded disease... "old"... old age has a way of doing that to you... you'd be surprised, and probably pissed off, when you find out what else goes along with it... but you'll find out... just when you least expect it... getting old sucks!

YOLO said...

pussy.....

Just John said...

I hope it ain't catchin'...

Lula said...

lightweight = cheap date!