Sunday, January 10, 2010

My list

So here I was tonight updating my "Fuckers I Wish Would Die" list and I noticed something kinda sorta curious - the goddamned list is getting smaller.
Okay, the FIWWD list of people I don't personally know is getting bigger but the FIWWD list of people that I do know is getting smaller, and that's really the list that counts. I know that FIWWD aren't dying faster than normal, in fact some of them seem to be hanging on forever.
So I've come to the conclusion that either my anti-depressants must be working or I'm not getting out enough. Lord knows there's plenty of assholes out there waiting to piss me the fuck off, so it must be the mood pills. Maybe I should cut back on the dosage so I can build my list back up.

6 comments:

Deb said...

I'd be happy to give you my own list to add to yours.

stevienatt said...

Mine gained another one this morning. Used to just feel sorry for her being such a miserable bucket of fuck but she made me truly hate her this morning first thing at work. You are not alone my friend.

Tattoo Jim said...

Maybe you need to switch coasts... head out here to the East coast for a change... if you head far enough to the North, you'll run out of paper and pencils, writing down all those fuckers. You could just dump the pills all together and head down South like I did... Southern folks can be so nice!

Deb said...

TJ: Gasp! You didn't mean Maine, right?

Skip said...

Fuck, just go to Wallyworld to see if they got ammo.
From your truck to back again you could fill a phone book.

Tattoo Jim said...

Oh heavens no Deb!!! I was thinking more of the New York, Mass., Jersey area... get on past that and you start find good people again... except when the vacationers start showing up again... fuckers....