Friday, April 09, 2010

Thanks, assholes.

Okay, my day probably woulda went a whole lot better if somebody, just one motherfucker, had told me that my shirt was buttoned up one hole off.
Just one motherfucker at Memorial Hospital, Sierra Gun Corporation, Arby's, Big 5 sporting goods shop, Subway, Bass Pro, Thrift shop, Doc's Barbecue, Savemart, Hometown Buffet and Fat John's Liquors could've said something. Is that too much to ask?
Just one motherfucker????

10 comments:

Skip said...

The Man's gotcher back bro.
No worries.

Will said...

Coulda been your fly open, lol. Or was it............?

orbitup said...

Someone probably took your pic and posted you on 'people of Savemart' or something.

If it's someone I know, I always tell them. Even if it's just a dangling boogie.

steve tompkins said...

4 restaurants?

YOLO said...

maybe you should stick to pullovers, Mr. Handicap? ;)

longrooffan said...

I just know someone looked at you and is still laughing their ass off. Sorry about your luck. Have a beer and cheer up by go shooting a couple coyotes.

drjim said...

How's Uncle Ed doing??

Jumblerant said...

Either they were laughing with you (ahem...), were just too intent on staring into your eyes, or, most likely, were wondering where you were going to buy your full length mirror to put by your front door....

Lula said...

Ha, assholes!

VC said...

you got drool on your chin and dirt on your knuckles...