Friday, May 07, 2010

Hardass

Well, my Grandpa Bud has  been feeling poorly lately so he went to his heart doctor last week only to find out that the stent they put in last January has already clogged up, with all of his arteries clogged up 99 per cent.
I swear, that motherfucker must be pumping pure cholesterol through his veins.
Anyways, when Doc McMillan told him there was nothing he could do because of the 3 previous bypasses, scar tissues and age, Bud looked up and grinned.
Mama asked if he was okay and Bud said "Yeah,I can eat me a bacon and egg breakfast finally."
Fucking A, Old Man.
Fuck Death.