See the post below.
In defense of the dog, I was smoking some pig meat and I keep my wood chips and charcoal in the garage and I'm too fucking lazy to keep opening and shutting the garage door.
So while I'm kicking back in the house watching Predator Quest, CHARLIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! went into the garage, pulled my waders off the hanger and decided they were a giant chew toy.
I'm still gonna shoot that sonofabitch tomorrow when everybody in the neighborhood is at work and nobody's around to report the gunfire.