Sunday, May 30, 2010

Misspoke?

   My latest in a very long list of pet peeves is the term "I misspoke".
   You didn't misspeak, motherfucker. You flat-out fucking LIED.
   The first time I heard the term was when Hillary was talking about her landing in Kosivo or wherever the fuck it was, when her and that ugly-ass kid of hers and Bill landed under alleged mortar fire. The video came out later and showed her and Dogface walking off the plane, smiling and waving instead of ducking and running like she originally said.
   The latest one was the motherfucking politician saying he was a Viet Nam vet. He came out ONLY after he was busted and said he "misspoke".
   You didn't misspeak, You lied.
   You lied. Do I need to say it again?
   Had I told Pops when I was a youngster that I had "misspoke" instead of owning up to my lie, I would've gotten my ass beat 3 times. Once for not telling the truth, the second time for playing bullshit games and the third time for being a fucking smartass.
   Okay, I'm done.

6 comments:

BillyBob said...

It's funny how many people fall for that "misspoke" bullshit. I'm with you, I will never trust that lying bastard again.

In this modern day of easily accessible information, how do these assholes figure they aren't going to get busted? hillary has a history of lying about shit that when it would be easier to tell the truth.

Steamboat McGoo said...

I think we should make it a federal law that "misspeaking" should result in "misimpeaching", followed by "misconviction" and resulting in "misremoval from misoffice".

Or sumpin...

orbitup said...

Of course it depends on what your definition of 'lied' is.

Deb said...

Orbitup: ....only after you define the word "is".

orbitup said...

Well, of course.

Bunk Strutts said...

"I didn't say what I said because that's not what I meant to say when I said it. Just sayin'."