I got to calling around to check prices on getting CharlieGodammit cut in a couple of weeks, found my vet was the cheapest and set up an appointment. Later that night I was fucking with him, telling him that his gonads were fixin' to be nonads. He got up from his squeak toy, walked over and grabbed me by the nuts, not biting but damned sure not letting go either. I swear to God, the expression on his face was "If mine go, so do yours."
I cancelled the appointment.