I walked into the shipping office first thing yesterday morning, picked up my paperwork, walked over to my boss, shoved my fingers under his nose and asked "Does this smell like ass to you?"
He acted like he'd been shot. "GODDAMMIT, YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKER!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Well, he didn't need to be so offended. It's not just anybody I let smell my scratchin' fingers.