Saturday, July 03, 2010

It's time to come clean

I have a confession to make.
It's been over a month since I've had bacon.
Sure, I get a little when I buy a breakfast burrito off the Mexican taco truck owned by a Vietnamese family at an American owned warehouse (is America great, or what?) but I haven't fried any of my own nor ordered it when I go out for breakfast.
Don't ask me why, I don't know. I did buy a pound and a half of extra thick bacon at the store today, but it's not like I headed right for it like I used to.
I'm sorry, folks. I feel like I've let you down.

9 comments:

cbullitt said...

I was going to send you that John Ratzenberger hotel ad where he takes all the bacon--but I couldn't find it.
More disappointment. *hangs head in shame*

wirecutter said...

I saw the ad.
I'm sorry, Bro.

Anonymous said...

You should be shot.
-Your ex-friend Jamie

drjim said...

Awwww...you'll get over it and be back to scarfing down BACON again in no time!
Just shake it off, man.

wirecutter said...

Goddammit Sweetie, I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!!!!!

wirecutter said...

drjim, I think it has something to do with ObamaCare. I'm afraid to get heart disease now.

Anonymous said...

Obama care will kill you faster than bacon will. So kick back and enjoy!

Bella said...

Since when did you care to listen to Obama? *Sob* are you still drinking beer? Maybe all is not lost. I'm going to send you a 24 pak and a pig.

yolo said...

what's next? gonna go out and buy a 'Save the Pigs' t-shirt??