Thursday, July 08, 2010

***sob***

Godammit, I turned 51 yesterday (that's right, I'm no longer a model of youth), picked up my first pair of bifocals today and probably my prescription windshield next week.
My older friends (Woody) assures me that I'll get used to my new bifocals soon. I hope so - I'm getting tired of pissing on my feet.
Don't worry, Lula. I'll wear my regular glasses when I come visit this weekend........

10 comments:

Brian said...

Congrats. With the bifocals at least your dick, and toilet is now in focusand that should eliminate your stinky foot problem.

wirecutter said...

That and that nasty toe fungus. Now I can quit pissing on my feet in the shower.
I still can't see my dick - I need to lose another 20 pounds.

Scott McCray said...

Welcome to over 50, Bro'...just sayin'.
(Dickiedo disorder is a bitch -DAMHIKT).

...oh, Happy Birthday!

Skip said...

Shit, I got boots oldern 50.
Happy birfday 'Cutter.

Bella said...

Happy Belated Birthday Wirecutter. You're on the downhill slope now.

Will said...

I knew when you started having those "sober" weekends without bacon and shit that you were fixin to get "old"..........Happy Birthday buddy.

Deb said...

Happy birthday! I'm right behind you by three months and I've been wearing progressive lenses (without the line) for a year now. I only fell down the stairs three times, puked twice and walked into a wall once with them. Never did I pee on my feet.

Tattoo Jim said...

A belated Happy 51st Ken! Can't say I really remember my 51st.... but since I turned 60 this May, that's my excuse and I'm sticking with it... just got new eye wear and left the fucking bifocals out for a change... been wearing them for several years and finally just said to hell with them... somebody else can read to me now...and like Skip, I've got boots older than that too! Now, about Deb not peeing on her feet... hehehehe... never mind...

wirecutter said...

Will - FUCK YOU!
Deb - Babes pee different than men. We don't have to aim to hit our feet.
TJ - You're a crochety old fuck, ain't ya?

yolo said...

awww ken, 51 years ago you can sliding out of that uterus with a screaming rant, and havent stopped yet! ;)) happy birthday bub, birthday schmoochies xxxx