Okay, check this shit out.
I'm re-doing my blogroll. Some of you motherfuckers have been slacking and Woody has noticed. I don't want to piss Woody off. He's big, a Marine (no such thing as an ex-Marine) and knows where I live.
So here's the deal: I did my humor blogs the same way I did my political blogs - every time you post, your site moves to the top of the list. If you're at the bottom for more than a month, you're outta here.
Can't be pissing Woody off, ya know.