Saturday, August 07, 2010

Grrrrrrr. I need to kill something.

I trimmed my fingernails tonight, including both thumbnails and I've been trying to open a can of Copenhagen for 15 minutes now.
For those lady readers that don't dip, Copenhagen has a paper seal that is normally opened by running your thumbnail under the cap.
I may have to quit chewing, dammit.

11 comments:

Bob said...

You don't carry a pocketknife?

SanyoSoup said...

Seriously. I had the same thought.

Will said...

You can afford copenhagen? Fuck me, that shit's like $6 a can!

wirecutter said...

I do carry a knife but I'm stubborn and dicked with the can for 15 minutes before I gave up and used it.

Will, $3.50 a can out here.

Tattoo Jim said...

Next time, shoot the fucker open... bullets are still cheap and... you gotta admit, it would be kind of fun!

SanyoSoup said...

Copenhagen can be had as cheaply as $3.19 a can after tax, here in lovely Atlanta. Used to be less, before Wirecutter's buddy raised the taxes on it.

xenophile said...

been clean for 3 months, 23 days, 9 1/2 hrs.

haven't thought about copenhagen since...

xenophile said...

been clean for 3 months, 23 days, 9 1/2 hrs.

haven't thought about copenhagen since...

cou9ar said...

$3.50 no shit is it old or what

wirecutter said...

Naw, fresh Cope. Same date on the bottom as the can at the local 7-11 that costs $5.50 a can.
Maybe they're scoring it off the Indian Rancheria (no federal tax) and re-selling it.

Skip said...

Hey, I now some nice ladies that like a dip.