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Sunday, August 08, 2010

Grrrrrrr. I need to kill something.

I trimmed my fingernails tonight, including both thumbnails and I've been trying to open a can of Copenhagen for 15 minutes now.
For those lady readers that don't dip, Copenhagen has a paper seal that is normally opened by running your thumbnail under the cap.
I may have to quit chewing, dammit.

11 comments:

  1. You don't carry a pocketknife?

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  2. Seriously. I had the same thought.

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  3. You can afford copenhagen? Fuck me, that shit's like $6 a can!

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  4. I do carry a knife but I'm stubborn and dicked with the can for 15 minutes before I gave up and used it.

    Will, $3.50 a can out here.

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  5. Next time, shoot the fucker open... bullets are still cheap and... you gotta admit, it would be kind of fun!

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  6. Copenhagen can be had as cheaply as $3.19 a can after tax, here in lovely Atlanta. Used to be less, before Wirecutter's buddy raised the taxes on it.

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  7. been clean for 3 months, 23 days, 9 1/2 hrs.

    haven't thought about copenhagen since...

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  8. been clean for 3 months, 23 days, 9 1/2 hrs.

    haven't thought about copenhagen since...

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  9. $3.50 no shit is it old or what

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  10. Naw, fresh Cope. Same date on the bottom as the can at the local 7-11 that costs $5.50 a can.
    Maybe they're scoring it off the Indian Rancheria (no federal tax) and re-selling it.

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  11. Hey, I now some nice ladies that like a dip.

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