Pakistan's worst floods in recorded history began more than two weeks ago in the mountainous northwest and have spread throughout the country. Some 20 million people and 160,000 square kilometers (61,776 miles) of land — about 1/5 of the country — have been affected.
Fuck you guys. Where's Allah and that goatfucker Mohammed when you need them? Huh? What's that saying you have? "If it's Allahs' will"?
Maybe the Obamessiah should make them a humanitarian offer - "Give us Bin Ladens' head and balls on a platter and we'll hook y'all up".
Wait, what the fuck am I thinking? He'll help fellow muslims without any conditions......