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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Priorities, ya know?

No more posts for a while. One of my favorite movies - Cool Hand Luke -  is coming on. I gotta make yet another beer run and boil a bunch of motherfucking eggs.
"Shakin' the bush Boss, shakin' the bush......"
"What we have heah, is a failure to communicate......"
"Goin' ninety, I ain't scarey long as I got my virgin Mary....."

5 comments:

  1. You're gonna be fartin' and a stinkin' with all the crap that you ate today. I pity Puppy. And eggs on top of that? You'll be special.

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  2. You ain't never smelled Alpo farts, have you? This is just paybacks.

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  3. Ok, got ya. Instant nostril hair remover.

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  4. Hang in there. I quit five years ago and STILL think about pinching a "fatty" for the lip. It took about a week to ten days for the shakes/headaches/etc to stop. However, the urge to dip is still there, five years later. Chew some gum (cinnamon is great) and insert in your lip until you get over the bad cravings.....

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