Sunday, September 19, 2010

Public Service Announcement

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, soda, juices, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause 3 times as many accidents.



Anonymous said...

Damn-- You gat a point!
Never thought of it that way.
I gotta go get shit faced
Paul in Texas

Tattoo Jim said...

Once again... the logic of YOLO... gotta go with it!