Sunday, September 19, 2010

Public Service Announcement

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, soda, juices, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause 3 times as many accidents.