I was rocking out to Guns N' Roses Paradise City, got an itch in my feet, jumped up and started moving hard to the music.
Charliegodammit woke up, licked his dick real quick and jumped on me with his front paws on my shoulders and started getting into it with me.
I gotta admit. The motherfucker dances better than I do.........
Don't say much for my social life either. I'm dancing with my dog.
No, I didn't kiss him, especially after that dick-licking. We ain't that tight.