I'm not the only one that's ready for these fucking elections to be over.
My mailman has to have a hernia from lugging all those campaign ads around. I know, because he tells me about it every time he sees me.
I mean seriously, do these candidates honestly think I'm going to make my decisions on a glossy flyer? To be honest with you, I gotta wonder how that candidate is going to be spending my fucking tax dollars when they do get into office if they're spending their campaign bucks on mailers. And has one candidate come to or sent a representative to my door to personally ask me for my support?