Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Site hits

I'm sorry but I gotta share this. I think it funnier than hell.
Lately I've been tracking hits to my site (quit tripping) so I can see where my visitors are from and what attracts them to my literary masterpiece. Seriously, it's to make your visit more enjoyable.
If it's a stateside hit, I get a town and state and a referral, usually Google with search words ranging from Dogs to babes to White Trash - generally what you'd expect from my caliber of readers. And a huge amount of you are return readers. This is good for me. I go no further, this is all I want to know.
For an overseas hit, I get the same info but I dig a little deeper.
I've found that I get a shitload of hits from all over the mid and near east. This gets my curiosity up. Is this because of my "Fuck Mohammad" remarks? Am I finally getting a fatwa that I feel I truly deserve? Is some mad arab gonna look me up to behead me and try to buttfuck Charliegodammit?
Invariably the search word or entry page is "Camel-toe" (From an arab? Imagine that!), there's a lengthy stay on the site and it ALWAYS is about the Babes, Skanks or Camel-toe categories.
So much for the "devout" muslim.
Maybe I should add a goat child category. My muslim hits will skyrocket. Maybe Obama bin Laden himself will comment.
Fuck, I'm gonna run with this. I hit a fair amount of livestock auctions and I do see some fairly sexy (to Achmed and the Boys) goats and sheep now and again.