Thursday, November 04, 2010

You may be a redneck if.....

You've ever googled where it's legal for first cousins to marry.
Let me save you a little time.

Alaska, Alabama, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, Washington D.C., and Maine (yes Deb, I am awaiting your comment) provided the happy couple undergoes genetic counceling.

There you have it. May I point out that Oklahoma is not on the list?

4 comments:

Tango said...

Utah allows it, provided the first cousins are too old to procreate.

wirecutter said...

But they still allow fucking, right?

Will said...

That's probably because noone in these states have ever tried it. Hence, Arkansas and Oklahoma aint on the list.

Tattoo Jim said...

Does an Okie even know what a first cousin is????