Friday, December 24, 2010

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

13 comments:

Deb said...

Back at ya, Wirecutter!

(Clark Griswold to Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation):

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Will said...

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? (Another Griswald classic).
Merry Christmas Asshole!!!

Dan O. said...

Same to you and Charliegoddammit!

And FUCK OBAMA!

drjim said...

Yeah, ans a big Merry Fucking Christmas to you and the dog!

orbitup said...

Merry Christmas you fuck!

We will be watching Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Story today. It's become tradition.

Skip said...

Back atcha 'Cutter.

Bella said...

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Ramon said...

BAH! Humbug!

rpm2day said...

Happy holidays to all y'all.

Bryn, North Wales, UK said...

Nadolig Llawen! ... and here's wishing a big juicy steak into CDGs bowl for a Christmas breakfast!

YOLO said...

Merry christmas sweetie!! xxx

melody said...

Merry Christmas!

Bunk Strutts said...

Merry Christmas to my favorite pair of dikes!