Saturday, May 29, 2010

Security tips

Today I wanna talk about security. It's a no bullshit subject for me so if you're looking for a grin you might want to pass on this post.

   I've been described as a bit on the paranoid side - it may be the ex-dope fiend in me, I don't know. But while I was in that lifestyle I made a lot of fucking enemies (most of them are dead. I left the lifestyle, they didn't) and I took staying alive and unhurt pretty damned seriously.
   Today I'm gone from the house 14 hours a day during my work week and quite a few hours on my off time. No, I won't tell you when my work week is. Security, remember?
    Now I'm here to tell you that if a motherfucker wants you dead or wants your shit bad enough, he's gonna get it. The trick is to make it as difficult as you can to do this. Make him work for it.
   I'm gonna hit a few high points here and it's stuff that has worked for me at one time or another and most probably in the present. Old habits die hard and I'm still alive to write this.


   I'm going to hit on dogs first and foremost. Get a dog or two.
   A dogs' hearing is on average 80 times better than a humans. They can hear shit coming that you can't see yet. Get a fucking dog and pay attention to it so you can tell when it's signaling. It may be it just lifting its' head, ears may raise or twitch, it may get up quietly and look at the door or window, it may go apeshit. It depends on the dog and how you train it. And yeah, you gotta train it.
   Pay attention to the dogs' habits. Inside the house CharlieGodammit howls or yips when he wants my attention, he barks when he's outside and wants my attention. He never growls. When he hears something on the sidewalk he lifts his head and cocks his ears. If they stop nearby, he gets up and looks at me for a quick second.
   Every dog will react to stimuli different unless he's trained to react a certain way. Train him or learn his habits.
   Hey, I don't know if you want a guard dog, an attack dog or just a companion. That's your choice. But get a fucking dog.
   But I'm going to give you some advice: Unless your dog is completely passive, it will protect you with its' life if they feel you're being threatened, be it a mastiff or a chihuahua. And it will instinctively protect children. But what you need to do is make sure it knows the pecking order in the household. The man first, the woman second (fuck womens' lib, we're talking instinct here) and the animal HAS to be third.

   Security lights. Nothing says "Fuck You, Go Away" like security lights. Cops hate 'em as much as criminals because it exposes their position to the bad guys, but you know what? I don't give a fuck. The crooks have been there first or the law wouldn't be there at all. Criminals love darkness. They can do what they want without worrying about being seen. Turn on the lights, the motherfuckers are gone.
   Security lamps are fairly easy to install if you can read. They come with instructions, but if you're unsure PLEASE hire a certified electrician to install them. It's easy and won't cost you much.
   But security lights can be a pain in the ass if you don't know what you're doing because they turn on and off all the time. A fucking bat, an Evil Cat wandering by to shit in your flower bed, a homeless guy looking for a place to crash, somebody that wants to kill you in your bed and buttfuck your sweetie will all trigger the sensor. So take a few minutes, get a tight bro to help you out and set the sensitivity on the motion detector so that only a human will set it off.
   Me? Every side of my house has a security light. And when they go on, I check it out them from an unexpected approach.
   If you're really paranoid, get some video cameras. I'm not going to get into that because I don't know shit about it and besides, I know my dog. I don't need a video camera.


   Car Alarms: Hey, they were a great idea when they first came out, but when I hear an alarm in the night nowadays it just pisses me off. Lock your fucking car doors, put your car in the garage, park it next to your bedroom, whatever. Carry full coverage on your car, buy a club, whatever you gotta do. But a really good tip to keep your ride from being stolen is to install a hidden (key word is hidden) power cut-off switch between the battery and the starter. Even if the thief punches your ignition he won't have any power to start you car. Again, it's easy to do but if you're nervous, have a mechanic do it for you.

   Lock your doors when you're in you're vehicle. Always. If I have to explain this, you're fucking stupid and deserve to get carjacked.

   Leave room between your car and the car in front of you so you can escape at a stoplight. Even if you can't get out, you can fuck up the crackhead trying to 'jack your shit by pinning him or knocking him off his feet. And along the same line of thought, don't be afraid to thoroughly fuck up your car if your life's threatened. Seriously. Slam into the car in front of you, beside you and the fucking granny behind you if it'll save your life. A car is a thing, your life is your life.

Stay the fuck away from the bad part of town if you can avoid it. I'm sorry, but if you're on Cesar Chavez or Martin Luther King Boulevard, chances are you are where you shouldn't be unless your buying heroin, that is. And if you are, get the fuck off my blog.


   Buy a safe, especially if you own guns. You can get a decent one for under $500 at your local gun shop. When you get it home, bolt it your floor. If Bobby Burglar wants it, he'll get it but it's gonna take some time. You're out to make it hard for him, remember?
Not only can you store your firearms in it but you can store your Sweetie's jewelery, important papers, all kinds of good shit. But realize that if you get burglarized and they don't get into your safe they may kick in your door later and try to force you to open the safe. If that happens, shoot 'em.

   Buy a security door. When I got mine, it was 100 bucks. Yeah it was kinda sorta a pain to put up (read one of my very first posts in the archives) but motherfuckers, I sleep a hell of a lot better at night now. But take some advice that I wish somebody had given me: Buy a white one. Why? White reflects light. Nobody can see inside your house when you're letting the cool evening breezes in and only have the security door shut. With a black one, any JW, Mormon, tweeker or other dregs of society can see inside.

Fence your property off, front and back, with gates. Anything that will slow the bad guys down will make them think about it. Believe me, even if you only have one of those faggy white picket fences covering your front yard, he'll take your neighbors' place first.

Turn on your porch light. Mine's on from dusk to dawn - your local hardware store has the automatic fixtures for that  for under 10 bucks - and while my neighbors' porches have had their plants and porch furniture ripped off, mine never has. Remember, thieves hate light.

   Insure your valuables. Lots of people don't realize that firearms aren't covered under Renter's or Homeowner's insurance. No shit. But my Valuable Personal Items (guns, scopes, etc) are covered under a rider through my vehicle insurance. They're covered against theft (no matter if it's from my home, vehicle, or tent) AND damage. That's right, if I drop my rifle and fuck up my scope, I can file a claim and cover REPLACEMENT cost, not what I paid for it. No shit. And it only costs me 60 bucks a year. It's well worth it. Call your vehicle insurance company tomorrow and see if they offer riders like that. If they don't, hit the "contact" button on my profile and I'll send you the name of my insurance company.

   Guns. Fuck, if you are a regular visitor here, you know that I always have a couple of loaded guns laying around, usually one within reach at all times. At night, I have a loaded revolver (more about that in a second) on the bed stand and a 12 gauge shorty hanging next to my bed. I also have CharlieGodammit sleeping in my room. Ain't no motherfucker sneaking up on me.....
   If you sleep with a gun at hand, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE drill with it. Know what to do when it malfunctions because you know it's gonna happen when you're half asleep and some motherfucker is jamming you. And that's the reason I sleep with a revolver. I carry a 45 automatic during the day, I sleep with a 38 Special at night. Even though I've carried a 45 for 25 years, I truly don't know if I can perform an immediate action drill when I'm woke up from a dead sleep. If a revolver doesn't fire at the pull of a trigger, then I just pull the trigger again. No dropping the magazine, no flipping it on it's side and racking the slide, just pull the motherfucking trigger as I'm reaching for the shorty with the other hand to do some real damage.
   Don't buy the gun and put it at your bedside. Drill until it's instinctive. Know where the kids' room is so you avoid firing in that direction. Drill, drill, drill. And do us both a favor. Read the blog and buy the books written by Mossad Ayoob. He's an expert on home defense and has forgotten more about home defense that I will ever know.
   Okay. There are certain guns in my house that are always loaded and there are certain guns in my house that are NEVER loaded. My shorty is loaded with 4 buck and I will never ever load a rifle of any kind or 40 caliber magnum revolver in my house. Why? Rifle and large bore magnum bullets travel through walls - many walls. I live in town and seriously don't want to hurt or kill a neighbor.

   Vary your routine as much as possible. Come home at different times. Never come into your neighborhood the same way every time.
   Never get out of your car right away. Always check your mirrors before you get out. Check to see if the boogyman is sneaking up on you.

   Get to know your neighbors. Learn their names and after (and only after!!!) you get to know them, let them know your routine and exchange numbers. Let them know when your routine changes and for damned sure let them know when you're going out of town and let them know you're willing to do it for them.

   Be aware of your surroundings at all times. I can't believe how many fucking youngsters I see walking down the street with their heads up their asses while texting or listening to their MP3 players. I mean, they're completely oblivious to the world. When I walk down the street my head is on a swivel. When I'm driving, I can tell you at any given moment the color and make of any car around me as well as the number of people in it.
Get you fucking head out of your asses, people. Know what's going on around you at all times.

Men, if you're in a crowded environment, make sure your woman isn't walking on your gun hand side and that you also have your off hand on her purse. Carry your wallet in your front pocket with your ID and credit cards in your buttoned shirt pocket. That way you won't lose everything when your pocket gets picked.
Ladies, carry your purse in a secure manner. Don't make your man take all the responsibility for safeguarding it. He'll feel like shit if it gets ripped off.

One other thing: If you're on public transportation on some dude starts hollering "Allihu Akbar!",

Okay. Be safe.

Yeah. Right. Uh-huh.

WASHINGTON -- Forced to disclose backstage political bargaining, President Barack Obama's embarrassed White House acknowledged on Friday that it enlisted Bill Clinton to try to ease Rep. Joe Sestak out of Pennsylvania's Senate primary with a job offer.
The admission left many questions unanswered, however, and Republicans aren't likely to let the issue rest. For Obama, the revelations called into question his repeated promises to run an open government that was above back room deals.
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Like we're gonna believe both lying motherfuckers.
Especially Billary. Fuck, even his own wife can't trust that lying cocksuckee.
When's Monica gonna get into the act?

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Watch out

Funny, but every Vet I've ever met is a staunch conservative. Seriously.
Is it because of an oath we took?
Is it because we believe in a flag that was bought and paid for in American blood?
Is it because we believe in Brotherhood?
Is it because we believe in democracy?
Is it because we believe in Mom and Apple Pie?
Is it because we believe in the American way?
Is it because we believe that all of the above will prevail?
Watch out, Obama.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Times are tough all over


'nuff said.

Amazing mine disaster photo

The miners were trapped inside the African Rainbow Minerals gold minein Orkney , South Africa 110 miles southwest of Johannesburg .

Monday, May 24, 2010

Bacon. Mmmm, Bacon.....

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Thanks, Steve!

For the "Progressive" that has everything

Watch out for the VAT

Betsy McCaughey May 24, 2010

I'm not interested in another debate over big government versus small government," President Obama told a Buffalo crowd on May 13. What this means is that the President doesn't care about how much freedom you have.

When government spends more, less is left for people to spend as they choose. And the events of the last four months indicate that Americans are being conned into giving up their freedom.

On Feb. 1, President Obama released his fiscal 2011 budget. It's a whopper. It calls for federal spending of $3.8 trillion, soaring to $5.7 trillion in 2020.

A 5-foot-high stack of hundred-dollar bills totals $1 million. To get to $1 billion, you need 10 stacks as high as the Washington Monument. To get to $3.8 trillion, you need 38,000 Washington Monuments.

$3.8 trillion also equals 25% of everything produced in the U.S. (Gross Domestic Product). State and local government spending brings the total to 42% of GDP.

Government spending has crossed the 40% line just twice in American history: when the nation plunged into World War II and again last year, during the economic crisis. The Obama administration intends to make big government permanent, with spending at 40% even in 2020, when no crisis is expected. The White House rosily predicts full employment that year.

The President claims he pared the budget line by line - which is what he promised to do when he was a candidate in 2008. But the numbers prove otherwise. Foreign aid is increased 50% from 2011 to 2015. Most Americans would rather pay their mortgage.

The President's budget was supposed to be voted on by April 15, but hearings drag on. Civil servants making budget requests seem numb to the layoffs and belt tightening in the private sector. Dr. James Billington, head of the Library of Congress, requested a "lean increase" of 4.6% "in recognition of the difficult budget environment." Lean? Hasn't it dawned on Washingtonians that people would rather have money to spend on books for their own kids instead of on the Library of Congress?

It's a tradeoff: More money for government programs means less money for you to spend on your family.

When the President announced his budget, he said, "It is time to save what we can, spend what we must and live within our means once again." But his budget includes such vast spending increases that even after hiking income taxes, capital gains taxes, dividend taxes and estate taxes, the nation faces a $1.3 trillion deficit in 2011, according to the Congressional Budget Office. Obama's budget will result in a federal debt of $20.3 trillion by 2020, $5trillion more than it would be without Obama's new policies.

Maya MacGuineas, president of the bipartisan nonprofit Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget, said, "The proposed budget is woefully insufficient to achieve the President's goal or the important fiscal goal of stabilizing the debt at a reasonable level in the medium and long term."

House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) explained on April 19 why Congress was stalling on the budget: "It is difficult to pass budgets in election years." What he meant is that most members are much too addicted to spending to make cuts but afraid to raise taxes before the election. They're planning a postelection ambush.

Congress is taking cover behind the President's new Commission on Fiscal Responsibility, which is not scheduled to report until after the election. Commission members are already floating the idea of a VAT to pay for big government.

VATs, or value-added taxes, enable European governments to repeatedly raise taxes on an unsuspecting public. The tax is hidden in the price of goods and services, rather than visibly added at the register.
This type of tax started small in Europe, but in every country it has been raised to at least 15%. Great Britain announced last week that it will likely raise its VAT to 25% to solve its deficit. That means British consumers will need 25% more to buy a car, a kettle or a weekend vacation than if there were no VAT.

The President has said he will not rule out any commission recommendation, even a value-added tax. Don't be snookered by this strategy of delaying "deficit reduction" until after the fall election and don't be misled by the phrase "value-added." A VAT would be nothing less than a Vanishing America Tax. Voters should interrogate candidates about their stand on it and stop government from growing beyond the consent of the governed.

McCaughey is founder and chairman of the Committee to Reduce Infection Deaths and former Lt. Governor of New York State.

Oh yeah. She's hot.

That explains the cut on his fo'head

Back in 1850.....

California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically nothing has changed except the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.
-Thanks Greg, ya whiney li'l bitch

Sunday, May 23, 2010

It's time to be heard

That's right, the California Primary Elections are 3 weeks away. It's time to get your sample ballots and Initiatives that the State of Kalifornia mailed out (in about 327 languages), study the motherfuckers, figure out who's the best choice and either mail in your ballot or get ready to cast it at the Polls on the 8th of June.
I don't care if you're a Republican, American Independent (go Team!), Libertarian or a scum sucking bitch-ass Democrat - it's time to let the leeches in Sacramento know you're tired of the bullshit.
Remember, if you don't vote, you got no right to bitch.