Saturday, August 07, 2010

Grrrrrrr. I need to kill something.

I trimmed my fingernails tonight, including both thumbnails and I've been trying to open a can of Copenhagen for 15 minutes now.
For those lady readers that don't dip, Copenhagen has a paper seal that is normally opened by running your thumbnail under the cap.
I may have to quit chewing, dammit.

I'm at a loss for words here.....

Oh, Nothin' much, just kickin' it, getting my temperature checked rectally from mom with my little brother watchin'. Why, what are you up to, Homie?

Friday, August 06, 2010

Hippocrate (Spelt rong, I'm shure)

Okay, check this shit out. I just watched a video that Amusing Bunni took of the Presidential Motorcade in Chicago and counted at least 30 vehicles.
So much for global warming, huh?

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Just a tad warm lately

Now I'm pissed

SAN FRANCISCO – A federal judge overturned California's gay-marriage ban Wednesday in a landmark case that could eventually force the U.S. Supreme Court to confront the question of whether same-sex couples have a constitutional right to wed.

Okay, check this shit out.
I could really give a flying fuck less about this issue. Seriously. It does not affect me one way or another.
I can understand some of the issues that gay couples present, and I can understand some of the issues that opponents present.
But what pisses me off about this issue is that it was decided by the VOTERS, the CITIZENS of Kalifornia, and then some motherfucker in a black robe decided that they were wrong.
It was the PEOPLE that made the law.
So much for your vote counting, right?

Probably gonna hire him, too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Barack HUSSEIN Obama!



Stolen from Amusing Bunni

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

National Night Out

Tonight is National Night Out, you know, where all the neighbors get together and meet each other, talk about their fear of crime and how they can prevent it with a Neighborhood Watch program.
Fuck that.
My neighborhood is having a kegger. Not only that, but we're doing it at a park in another neighborhood.
A bird don't shit in it's own nest, ya know.

Monday, August 02, 2010

You bet, Calvin.

Oh, so that's what the deal is!























-Yolo

We're gonna have the last laugh



















-Yolo

Why doesn't this surprise me?

Republicans are seizing on an internal memo they say is further evidence the Obama administration wants to bypass a gridlocked Congress and use its executive powers to grant “back-door amnesty” to thousands of illegal immigrants. But administration officials tried to downplay the significance of the draft memo Friday, reiterating that they have no plans to grant permanent residency to the estimated 11 million illegal immigrants living in the U.S.

Written by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) officials to the agency’s director, the memo discusses ways the administration – facing the reality that immigration reform is all but dead this year – could grant illegal immigrants permanent status, including indefinitely delaying deportation or issuing green cards.

“This memorandum offers administrative relief options to promote family unity, foster economic growth, achieve significant process improvements and reduce the threat of removal for certain individuals present in the United States without authorization,” states the memo, which was addressed to Director Alejandro N. Mayorkas. “In the absence of comprehensive immigration reform, USCIS can extend benefits and/or protections to many individuals and groups by issuing new guidance and regulations.”

The 11-page memo provides fresh ammunition to Republican lawmakers who have been questioning the administration for the past month about rumors of a plan allowing illegal immigrants to remain in the country.

“The document provides an additional basis for our concerns that the administration will go to great lengths to circumvent Congress and unilaterally execute a back-door amnesty plan,” Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa, the top Republican on the Finance Committee, said in a statement.
http://www.propublica.org/documents/item/memo-on-alternatives-to-comprehensive-immigration-reform#document/p1

Thanks to http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2010/07/republicans-react-to-secret-democratic.html

Miss Sarah speaks

Sarah Palin about Arizona governor Jan Brewer, who is appealing the AZ immigration bill injunction:
“Jan Brewer, bless her heart, she is going to do all that she can to continue down the litigation path to allow secure borders, because she’s — Jan Brewer has the cojones that our president does not have to look out for all Americans, not just Arizonans, but all Americans in this desire of ours to secure our borders and allow legal immigration to help build this country as was the purpose of immigration laws. If our own president will not enforce a federal law, more power to Jan Brewer and 44 other states who are in line to help support Jan Brewer in state laws, state efforts to do what our president won’t do.”

Sunday, August 01, 2010

Pictures of CharlieGodammit


















































Yeah, I know it's all asshole and balls but that's the only view I ever get. Either he's checking shit out on the street or he's checking shit out in the alley.

Bud

I had a piss-poor week last week.
Sunday, I found out that the mother of a close family friend had died. So Tuesday, I went to Granny Elsie's funeral.
Wedneday, I went to work. All day I was feeling like dogshit warmed over and served on a paper plate. I was up and down all night, later realizing I was passing a stone.
Thursday, I overslept by an hour and a half so I said fuck it, I'll stay home and finish pissing out this rock. It was out by 3 PM.
Friday, I went to work and got a text from mom that Grandpa Bud was trying to die again, they were turning off his life support and I needed to get there NOW.
I left work and went to the hospital, said my last goodbyes and watched them turn off the machines. They said it could be a few minutes or a few days.
Two hours later, I'm helping to bathe him, shaving him changing his fucking drawers (not a memory I need) and getting him ready for everybody else to say their goodbyes. While I'm doing that, he's chattering away. Not bad for a dead man.
Tonight I hear that the nurses are tired of his complaining, bitching and whining, not to mention the fact that somebody (Hmmmmm, I wonder who..... Thanks Lula and Hubbs, for reminding me)  gave him a bottle of whiskey to "ease his pain", so they're kicking his ass out to die at home.
As usual, he's doing a poor job of dying.
He's still alive.

Okay, scratch a couple.

I'm sorry, I should've made it clear that the post below isn't just one woman, it's a compilation of the last few I've seen.
Shit, even I'm not desperate enough to date somebody with all those redeeming qualities.