AP - The embattled Libyan regime passed out guns to civilian supporters, set up checkpoints Saturday and sent armed patrols roving the terrorized capital to try to maintain control of Moammar Gadhafi's stronghold and quash dissent as rebels consolidate control elsewhere in the North African nation.
Hey! How come all them goat-fuckers get all the fun? We got the same kinda shit going on here and we don't get to shoot nobody. The only difference is our dictators name changes every 4 to 8 years.
(grumble grumble bitch whine and complain)