Wednesday, February 16, 2011

CIA: If caught, bin Laden would be sent to Gitmo

WASHINGTON – What would the government do if Osama bin Laden, an FBI most-wanted terrorist for more than a decade, were captured?
Washington is abuzz about questions whether bin Laden would ever see the inside of an American courtroom or where he might be imprisoned if he doesn't stand trial. The discussion, which on Wednesday bounced from Capitol Hill to the White House, is still mostly an academic exercise because there is no suggestion that the government is any closer to finding or capturing bin Laden, believed to be hiding in Pakistan.
For years, President Barack Obama's administration has maintained that criminal courts were more than equipped to handle even the most serious terror cases, but when faced with that question Wednesday during a Senate hearing, CIA Director Leon Panetta said the administration probably would just send bin Laden to the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.


The perfect poetic justice would be a young Jewish PFC from Manhatten finding him in a cave, kneecapping him with a pair of 5.56s and a shot to the guts, and watching him writhe in pain before reporting his impending death to his redneck platoon sergeant who would liberally rub bacon grease all over him just before beheading him with a dull bayonet.
I'm just sayin'.........

6 comments:

Brian said...

They need a boogie man. I am not sure they want the game to end. Dude kills himself or dies of old age. No way would we get the coup de grace.

steve tompkins said...

i think your scenario is more likely than bin laden going to gitmo, ken.

Tattoo Jim said...

Don't forget to brand his forehead with the Star of David while you're at it. Plus, chop off his dick and nuts and feed them to a pig.....

Anoun Amouse said...

The only way he should see the U.S. is his head on a fucking pike, enbalmed set in front of the reflecting pool so that schoolkids can look on. Then we send a picture to that fucker Ahmadinejad in Iran. ANY muslims here that complain get sent via an overcrowded boat back to the sandbox along with any complaining libtards.

Dan O. said...

Dagger out his eyeballs and skull-fuck him.

Sorry. Is that too graphic?

Pop out his optic orbs with a sharpened, bladed tool and have intercourse with the resulting cranial cavities.

Better?

Niki said...

They could take a lesson from History and either bury him up to his neck in a Red Ant hill or tie both his legs to young trees and bend them in opposite directions before letting them go. No that's too quick. The ant hill thing would be more fun.