Thursday, February 10, 2011

No shit, Sir.

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in chrge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
His reply?
"It's 100% pleasure, Sir. If there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.


Dave said...

A spot promotion to Lance Corporal is in order.

Tattoo Jim said...

I'm thinking Medal of Honor!