Monday, February 21, 2011

Seriously..... WTF?

The other night my pyscho neighbors' daughter came over and let me know that there's been a rash of both night and daytime burglaries going on in the neighborhood and the 2 suspects were black and asian - I know what you regular readers are thinking, my guest was a white boy - and they've been hitting my area pretty hard.
So awhile ago I put my wolfdog CharlieGodammit out for a couple of hours and threw him a pound or so of raw red meat as to his expectations and commenced to blogging.
Shortly afterwards I heard all kinds of snarling and barking and yelling and screaming coming from the backyard. Supid motherfuckers oughta know not to interrupt a badass dog when he's eating his raw red meat, huh?
I'll get up and check on shit after I blow through my emails and political blogs.

7 comments:

Toaster 802 said...

Nothing says "fuck off" like a big dog. I am going to put posted signs, with a beware of dog sign below them all around my homestead, and pay the 5 bucks a year fee to legally post the land.

How much you want to bet someone tries to sue my ass 'cause they came on my tiny piece of the world at o dark thirty and got their ass handed to them? Better make the signs glow in the dark...

Akita on the way here...

wirecutter said...

Yeah, my yard has the "Beware of Dog" signs, it was after dark that I heard the commotion, and my wolfdogs' been way, way too quiet for a while.
I guess I better go clean up his mess now and see what damage he did, the bad motherfucker he is.
I love that dog.......

Niki said...

Quit feeding him so much and you won't have mess to clean up. CGD will take care of intruders and evidence.

Zilla/MJ said...

When I was a kid my dad told me about how a guy tried to get into our house & my father's dogs took a piece outta that guy's ass and had the guy trembling on the roof of Daddy's car begging for my father to call off the dogs. My dad instead got his shotgun and told that guy top get the fuck off of his car. The dogs chased that man down the road away from our place till the guy was out of sight. That guy never came back to our house.
When I was a little older, we were living in what was once a nice suburb but had fallen to urbanization & became a ghetto sewer. Robberies and assaults on white folks was common place. There was a rash of burglaries on my block. My brother caught a guy trying to get into our home via our attached garage. My brother chased the idiot who ran into my backyard only to discover his escape blocked by our tall stockade fence. Our German Shepard had herself some fun with his ass before he finally managed to pull himself out of her mouth & over the fence. He never came back either. It's good to have dogs.

wirecutter said...

Turns out it was a fight in the alley and Charlie was just wanting to get in on it.

rpm2day said...

Damn! I hoped that Charlie had got a piece of a would be thief's ass!
My street has been hit lately, too.
Made off with an entire safe at one house,(bolt'em down guys!).
I'd love to feed one to my girl, she's been getting really agressive lately and needs an outlet...

Beaner said...

Wish mine were like that. Mine are little Jindo's (Korean Breed) that they only listen to me and are dubious of others including the wife but don't go out of their way to mess with you. But if you're a squirrel, a rabbit, a chicken or some other small tasty critter your ass is grass. Butters my male caught a pheasant in flight and his sister and him tore that shit up in a matter of minutes in a game of tug of war.