Sunday, March 20, 2011

What? They didn't find Jimmy Hoffa up in there?

Scranton, PA (The Weekly Vice) - Karin Mackaliunas, a 27-year-old Pennsylvania woman was jailed Sunday after police uncovered heroin, cash and loose change hidden inside her vagina.

According to Scranton Police, officers were attempting to assist Mackaliunas following a car crash when a Dunmore police officer contacted Scranton police and advised them that Mackaliunas was a suspect in a theft that had recently been reported at the Dunmore Inn.
Dunmore police asked Scranton police officers to detain Mackaliunas as her car was being towed from the scene.

When officers searched Machaliunas for weapons, they allegedly found three bags of heroin in her coat pocket. Then during the drive to police headquarters, the officer observed Mackaliunas fidgeting a lot in the back seat of the cruiser.
After a more thorough search by a female officer at police headquarters, Machaliunas asked to talk to one of the male officers on duty. That's when she admitted to having more heroin hidden inside her vagina.

Machaliunas was transported to Community Medical Center where doctors retrieved 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 9 prescription pills and $51.22 from Machaliunas' vagina.
Machaliunas was booked into jail and charged with possession with intent to distribute, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2011/03/karin-machaliunas-jailed-after-police.html

*****

All I got to say about this is that she must have some powerful muscle control to be able to keep all that shit up inside her when she walked.
Damn......

Thanks to Orbitup for passing this gem along.