Sunday, March 20, 2011

What? They didn't find Jimmy Hoffa up in there?

Scranton, PA (The Weekly Vice) - Karin Mackaliunas, a 27-year-old Pennsylvania woman was jailed Sunday after police uncovered heroin, cash and loose change hidden inside her vagina.

According to Scranton Police, officers were attempting to assist Mackaliunas following a car crash when a Dunmore police officer contacted Scranton police and advised them that Mackaliunas was a suspect in a theft that had recently been reported at the Dunmore Inn.
Dunmore police asked Scranton police officers to detain Mackaliunas as her car was being towed from the scene.

When officers searched Machaliunas for weapons, they allegedly found three bags of heroin in her coat pocket. Then during the drive to police headquarters, the officer observed Mackaliunas fidgeting a lot in the back seat of the cruiser.
After a more thorough search by a female officer at police headquarters, Machaliunas asked to talk to one of the male officers on duty. That's when she admitted to having more heroin hidden inside her vagina.

Machaliunas was transported to Community Medical Center where doctors retrieved 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 9 prescription pills and $51.22 from Machaliunas' vagina.
Machaliunas was booked into jail and charged with possession with intent to distribute, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2011/03/karin-machaliunas-jailed-after-police.html

*****

All I got to say about this is that she must have some powerful muscle control to be able to keep all that shit up inside her when she walked.
Damn......

Thanks to Orbitup for passing this gem along.

12 comments:

Niki said...

"After a more thorough search by a female officer at police headquarters, Machaliunas asked to talk to one of the male officers on duty. That's when she admitted to having more heroin hidden inside her vagina."

Let me guess, she wanted him to be the one to get it? I have seen the expression she has, on one of the pictures on your blog before. I'm sure it wasn't a mug shot.

drjim said...

"Help me find my keys and we can drive out of here" comes to mind....

Tattoo Jim said...

I'm hoping the police up there have a 2X4 as part of their search equipment....

dhanna59 said...

Being a husband and father of all girls, I am speechless...

Anonymous said...

Nahhh, if it were the "1st" klingon, she could hold most of Cleveland in her death grip.

But then Barry would know that, right???

PatAZ said...

I never dreamed there was so much room up there.

davecydell said...

Spent decades looking for THAT woman......

Skip said...

I guess that would prolly not be what I would want to hit.
Seems already full.
Is that her purse?

Niki said...

davecydell, for what? To hide in?

Zilla/MJ said...

Damn, that's nasty!

M35A2 deuce (my weapon of choice) said...

On second look, Get back, I think it's gonna spit!!!

stevienatt said...

Empty bags? Doesn't that equate to trash? WTF?