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Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Why, oh why, Wirecutter?

Why have you, for the first time in recent history replaced your profile picture with a hog instead of one of your patriotic/political/sexually desirable self pics?
I don't know. I know all you hotties (Bella, Niki, Deb, and Yolo) out there in blogland want to see me in the flesh, but I need to project myself in a true and unadulterated image.You want to see revealing pics, email me.
First off, I want the first thing any muslim motherfucker that is visiting my blog to understand where I'm coming from.
#2, a boar is a bad-ass animal.
#3, I was too fucked up to google grizzly.
Burp.

10 comments:

  1. I'm pissed off and if I can get my fucken car started in -45, THEN I'm on my way. I don't know what triggered me...but I'm pissed off.

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  2. just found your blog, was directeed here from another Conservative Blog. I am I suppose a lurker not a commentor, but if you review your history I am sure you will see me a lot here. I too am prior military and I Salute your service to Our Great Country. If,, I ever have a viable argument about one of your posts, by all means fisk me, but judging by what I have read I do believe there will be None Of That. Thanks for all you do and keep up the good work.
    Brian
    USAF Ret

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  3. How 'bout a compromise? The hog stays but you post a photo of you under it on your sidebar.

    The hog doesn't scare me 'cause there are no hogs in Maine I have to worry about other than the human variety. Your photo, on the other hand, scares the crap out of me...in a good way.

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  4. i like your nasty, dirty animal side.....

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  5. Are people actually trying to make fake profiles in your honor? Anything is possible on here I figure. Tried to look you up on the Facebook thing and found a picture of you, not the Damn Razorback? Oh well, I tried..oh yeah, and FUck Obama.

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  6. Ok, what the hell? tried to friend you on the facebook, and the Razorback was not showing up. I did find your old picture up though? Anyway, I got questions and you got answers. Thanks man.

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  7. Ok, when you said in the flesh, my mind went away and I forgot what I was suppose to be commenting on. I had to go back and read the post again. We can deal with it for now, but I'm with Deb and got to agree with Yolo.

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  8. How about a picture of you in a t-shirt with the symbol of islam on it... done in bacon??? Or maybe a picture of CGD shitting on a picture of big Mo the goat fucker??

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  9. Revealing pictures in the flesh...gotta send you an e-mail. ;)

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  10. And still no real pictures? What gives?

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