Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Why, oh why, Wirecutter?

Why have you, for the first time in recent history replaced your profile picture with a hog instead of one of your patriotic/political/sexually desirable self pics?
I don't know. I know all you hotties (Bella, Niki, Deb, and Yolo) out there in blogland want to see me in the flesh, but I need to project myself in a true and unadulterated image.You want to see revealing pics, email me.
First off, I want the first thing any muslim motherfucker that is visiting my blog to understand where I'm coming from.
#2, a boar is a bad-ass animal.
#3, I was too fucked up to google grizzly.
Burp.

10 comments:

Bella said...

I'm pissed off and if I can get my fucken car started in -45, THEN I'm on my way. I don't know what triggered me...but I'm pissed off.

Brian said...

just found your blog, was directeed here from another Conservative Blog. I am I suppose a lurker not a commentor, but if you review your history I am sure you will see me a lot here. I too am prior military and I Salute your service to Our Great Country. If,, I ever have a viable argument about one of your posts, by all means fisk me, but judging by what I have read I do believe there will be None Of That. Thanks for all you do and keep up the good work.
Brian
USAF Ret

Deb said...

How 'bout a compromise? The hog stays but you post a photo of you under it on your sidebar.

The hog doesn't scare me 'cause there are no hogs in Maine I have to worry about other than the human variety. Your photo, on the other hand, scares the crap out of me...in a good way.

YOLO said...

i like your nasty, dirty animal side.....

cdk717 said...

Are people actually trying to make fake profiles in your honor? Anything is possible on here I figure. Tried to look you up on the Facebook thing and found a picture of you, not the Damn Razorback? Oh well, I tried..oh yeah, and FUck Obama.

cdk717 said...

Ok, what the hell? tried to friend you on the facebook, and the Razorback was not showing up. I did find your old picture up though? Anyway, I got questions and you got answers. Thanks man.

Niki said...

Ok, when you said in the flesh, my mind went away and I forgot what I was suppose to be commenting on. I had to go back and read the post again. We can deal with it for now, but I'm with Deb and got to agree with Yolo.

Tattoo Jim said...

How about a picture of you in a t-shirt with the symbol of islam on it... done in bacon??? Or maybe a picture of CGD shitting on a picture of big Mo the goat fucker??

Bella said...

Revealing pictures in the flesh...gotta send you an e-mail. ;)

Niki said...

And still no real pictures? What gives?