Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Why, oh why, Wirecutter?

Why have you, for the first time in recent history replaced your profile picture with a hog instead of one of your patriotic/political/sexually desirable self pics?
I don't know. I know all you hotties (Bella, Niki, Deb, and Yolo) out there in blogland want to see me in the flesh, but I need to project myself in a true and unadulterated image.You want to see revealing pics, email me.
First off, I want the first thing any muslim motherfucker that is visiting my blog to understand where I'm coming from.
#2, a boar is a bad-ass animal.
#3, I was too fucked up to google grizzly.
Burp.