Saturday, April 09, 2011

Dumbass

I've seen this before and it's just as funny now as it was the first time I saw it.

"I am the only one in this room professional enough to......" right before he shoots himself in the fucking foot.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like you have some up close and personal footage of enimen.....

Or is it enema?

Toaster 802 said...

Your timing is impeccable as always.
Some Jamokes the next field over were blazing away at muskrats, and forgetting firearm rule number 4. Got to hear the angry bee in my own backyard.

Nice. Guess it is not my time yet.

wirecutter said...

And that's why I stay the fuck out of the woods during deer season. Motherfuckers pick up their rifles once a year and blast at anything they see moving.

Toaster 802 said...

Funny you should say that. Want to know how I know what the sound of a bullet flying within close proximity to my head makes? Would you guess that the first time I was shot at was when I was 16, during...wait for it...Deer season.

Damn Mister. Go buy some lottery tickets.

Beaner said...

Last time I heard them was in Kandahar, Asscrackistan right before some canooks in a Coyote Recon vehicle (think USMC LAV III) opened fire with the 25mm cannon.